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Moped Licensing Informational

by capitano » Thu Jul 21, 2022 3:01 am
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by capitano » Thu Jul 21, 2022 3:01 am » in Rules, Announcements and Suggestions

This is a locked topic carrying the most up-to-date information regarding riding mopeds at age 16, and on a full car licence. Whilst not relevant for...

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Morris & Esther

by The Bern » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:44 am
Last post by kayz1 » Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:34 pm
Replies: 4
by The Bern » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:44 am

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther, I'd really like to ride in that helicopter.'...

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Views: 3915

Last post by kayz1
Mon Jul 02, 2018 7:34 pm
Royal Wedding

by Ralph » Sat May 19, 2018 3:51 pm
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by Ralph » Sat May 19, 2018 3:51 pm

1981
Liverpool win European Cup.
British prince marries.
A Pope dies.

2005
Liverpool win European Cup.
British prince marries.
A Pope dies.

2018...

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Views: 2330

Last post by Ralph
Sat May 19, 2018 3:51 pm
A really bad joke.

by Maxsymuppet » Mon Mar 05, 2018 8:42 pm
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by Maxsymuppet » Mon Mar 05, 2018 8:42 pm

A woman comes home to find her husband in bed with two women. 'What's going on?' she asks.
'I just wanted to show I could have my Kate and Edith' he...

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Views: 2571

Last post by Maxsymuppet
Mon Mar 05, 2018 8:42 pm
Spoof advert.

by Maxsymuppet » Fri Feb 16, 2018 9:21 am
Last post by kayz1 » Fri Feb 16, 2018 12:45 pm
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by Maxsymuppet » Fri Feb 16, 2018 9:21 am

(Above photo of race-replica sports bike with really garish colour scheme, bloody huge engine etc):
Forty something? Kids left home? Want to...

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Views: 2617

Last post by kayz1
Fri Feb 16, 2018 12:45 pm
Wife's Christmas Present

by muddyfox » Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:28 am
Last post by rayb » Mon Dec 11, 2017 4:02 am
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by muddyfox » Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:28 am

Just brought the wife a wooden leg for Christmas. Don't worry it's not her main one. Just a stocking filler.

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Views: 2835

Last post by rayb
Mon Dec 11, 2017 4:02 am
Martini.

by Whatsisname » Wed Sep 13, 2017 6:30 pm
Last post by kayz1 » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:03 pm
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by Whatsisname » Wed Sep 13, 2017 6:30 pm

A Roman walks into a bar, orders a martinus
'You mean a martini?' asks barman
Roman replies 'If I wanted a double I would've asked for it..'

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Views: 4727

Last post by kayz1
Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:03 pm
Losing friends.

by Whatsisname » Mon Aug 28, 2017 1:00 pm
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by Whatsisname » Mon Aug 28, 2017 1:00 pm

I lost a great pal and drinking mate last weekend. The silly sod only got his finger stuck in a wedding ring!

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Last post by Whatsisname
Mon Aug 28, 2017 1:00 pm
Wife

by smeghead » Mon Aug 07, 2017 3:44 am
Last post by richie the 1st » Mon Aug 28, 2017 11:16 am
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by smeghead » Mon Aug 07, 2017 3:44 am

HELP... i need some advice here.

I'm was just in the middle of a massive argument with my wife, when out of nowhere, she said I was right.
What do...

Replies: 8
Views: 4008

Last post by richie the 1st
Mon Aug 28, 2017 11:16 am
Isle of Nan TT

by sixpence » Wed Aug 16, 2017 9:11 am
Last post by phil y » Wed Aug 16, 2017 3:28 pm
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by sixpence » Wed Aug 16, 2017 9:11 am

:shock: :lol: enjoy ;) ;) 8-)

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Views: 2620

Last post by phil y
Wed Aug 16, 2017 3:28 pm
Oil Change Demo

by Whatsisname » Sun Aug 13, 2017 9:32 am
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by Whatsisname » Sun Aug 13, 2017 9:32 am

I always wondered about those adventure-bikers ! :kiss:

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Last post by Whatsisname
Sun Aug 13, 2017 9:32 am
colonoscopy story

by terryvanman » Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:32 am
Last post by syntec4 » Thu Aug 10, 2017 11:37 am
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by terryvanman » Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:32 am

Having been through this I find it so funny, If you have had the procedure I think you'll see the funny side too.

Colonoscopy Journal:

I called...

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Views: 1911

Last post by syntec4
Thu Aug 10, 2017 11:37 am
Virginal bride

by The Bern » Tue Aug 08, 2017 4:39 pm
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by The Bern » Tue Aug 08, 2017 4:39 pm

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been with a woman.
After several unsuccessful...

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Views: 1585

Last post by The Bern
Tue Aug 08, 2017 4:39 pm
stranded on a desert island

by The Bern » Sun Aug 06, 2017 3:57 am
Last post by anonstarter » Mon Aug 07, 2017 5:38 am
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by The Bern » Sun Aug 06, 2017 3:57 am

A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years.
One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit.
Man: Hi! I am so happy to see you.
Girl:...

Replies: 2
Views: 1805

Last post by anonstarter
Mon Aug 07, 2017 5:38 am
Scrabble

by Maxster » Fri Aug 04, 2017 1:23 pm
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by Maxster » Fri Aug 04, 2017 1:23 pm

My 3yr old son swallowed some scrabble tiles today, doctors say his next shit could spell disaster.

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Views: 1598

Last post by Maxster
Fri Aug 04, 2017 1:23 pm
Laser Eye Surgery

by Whatsisname » Wed Aug 02, 2017 5:12 pm
Last post by Maxsymuppet » Fri Aug 04, 2017 12:08 pm
Replies: 3
by Whatsisname » Wed Aug 02, 2017 5:12 pm

My pal had laser eye surgery the other week, but was really disappointed with the result. He said he'd stared at a tin of beans for an hour, but it...

Replies: 3
Views: 2157

Last post by Maxsymuppet
Fri Aug 04, 2017 12:08 pm
And God Said.......

by sixpence » Wed Jul 12, 2017 3:33 pm
Last post by The Bern » Thu Jul 13, 2017 4:55 am
Replies: 2
by sixpence » Wed Jul 12, 2017 3:33 pm

go out and ye shall find a good honest hard working wife in every corner of the Earth. Then in a fit of devilment he made the world round.

Replies: 2
Views: 1860

Last post by The Bern
Thu Jul 13, 2017 4:55 am
Long Face

by sixpence » Tue Jul 11, 2017 8:02 am
Last post by Maxsymuppet » Wed Jul 12, 2017 7:44 am
Replies: 1
by sixpence » Tue Jul 11, 2017 8:02 am

A guy takes a horse into the bar, the barman ignores the guy and says to the horse Why the long face :?:

Sorry about that one :oops:

Replies: 1
Views: 1586

Last post by Maxsymuppet
Wed Jul 12, 2017 7:44 am
A Problem For Crows

by sixpence » Sun Jul 09, 2017 9:36 am
Last post by victor » Mon Jul 10, 2017 12:35 pm
Replies: 3
by sixpence » Sun Jul 09, 2017 9:36 am

The Police have found a large number of dead crows on the A1044 Low Lane just outside Ingleby Barwick early this morning, and there was concern that...

Replies: 3
Views: 2015

Last post by victor
Mon Jul 10, 2017 12:35 pm
electric bike

by Alanzzg » Wed Jan 11, 2017 7:55 am
Last post by Scootypuff snr » Sat Jan 14, 2017 3:38 pm
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by Alanzzg » Wed Jan 11, 2017 7:55 am

Have a look at these Muppets :lol:

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Views: 2814

Last post by Scootypuff snr
Sat Jan 14, 2017 3:38 pm
Oops !

by muddyfox » Tue Jan 10, 2017 12:52 pm
Last post by Steve_D » Wed Jan 11, 2017 3:24 am
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by muddyfox » Tue Jan 10, 2017 12:52 pm

The wife & I were walking home from the pub last night when she nipped behind some bushes for a piss.

I was feeling a bit horny so i stuck my hand...

Replies: 3
Views: 2024

Last post by Steve_D
Wed Jan 11, 2017 3:24 am
Bless Me Father, I Have Sinned...

by sixpence » Tue Dec 13, 2016 3:54 am
Last post by terryvanman » Tue Dec 13, 2016 4:32 am
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by sixpence » Tue Dec 13, 2016 3:54 am

I have been with a loose woman.
The priest asks, Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?
Yes, Father, it is.
And, who was the woman you were...

Replies: 1
Views: 1685

Last post by terryvanman
Tue Dec 13, 2016 4:32 am
The Glesga Parrot

by sixpence » Fri Dec 09, 2016 4:28 pm
Replies: 0
by sixpence » Fri Dec 09, 2016 4:28 pm

Pinched from another site.

One day a man walks into a pet shop looking for a new pet. He see's this parrot and the parrot says am a glesga parrot...

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Views: 1635

Last post by sixpence
Fri Dec 09, 2016 4:28 pm
World's Shortest Fairy Tale

by sixpence » Thu Dec 08, 2016 3:00 am
Last post by Alanzzg » Thu Dec 08, 2016 6:24 am
Replies: 1
by sixpence » Thu Dec 08, 2016 3:00 am

Hope you enjoy....

Replies: 1
Views: 1645

Last post by Alanzzg
Thu Dec 08, 2016 6:24 am
A Mate Said....

by sixpence » Wed Dec 07, 2016 12:42 pm
Last post by sixpence » Thu Dec 08, 2016 2:56 am
Replies: 6
by sixpence » Wed Dec 07, 2016 12:42 pm

What rhymes with orange?

I said no, it doesn't

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Views: 2967

Last post by sixpence
Thu Dec 08, 2016 2:56 am
Advert In The Paper...

by sixpence » Tue Dec 06, 2016 3:01 pm
Replies: 0
by sixpence » Tue Dec 06, 2016 3:01 pm

For Sale

Dead Budgie

....not going cheep

( :oops: Sorry Folks, sounded better in my head :oops: )

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Views: 1533

Last post by sixpence
Tue Dec 06, 2016 3:01 pm

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