I'm starting to worry about what the future holds.
Decided to make some coffee.
Took my cup into the kitchen and started running the hot water to wash it out, filled the kettle, plugged kettle in, look round for cup. Look in office for cup, then living room, then other rooms...
Is there a tap running somewhere?
Cup found directly under tap.
After coffee, go to where I keep my bike gloves are, all there except the winter ones I've been wearing - but the spare ones that should be in the scoot are there. Turned house upside down
Bollocks, wonder if my best gloves are in a supermarket trolley or something?
Definately lost the plot
Anybody seen mi gloves?
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Anybody seen mi gloves?
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Re: Anybody seen mi gloves?
Shit - it gets worse
How is this in the motorbike section?
I absolutely definitely posted this in chit-chat ... possibly
How is this in the motorbike section?
I absolutely definitely posted this in chit-chat ... possibly
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Re: Anybody seen mi gloves?
Who are you? Do we know you?
I wake up every morning with a smile upon my face,
My natural exuberance spills out all over the place!
My natural exuberance spills out all over the place!
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Re: Anybody seen mi gloves?
I know what you mean, i found my pack of fuses in the fridge
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Re: Anybody seen mi gloves?
Dont its all very depressing, my best friend found his Iphone in the fridge the other day. Which mag recommended an app called peak that is available for both Apple and Android it provides brain exercises, I am giving it a try. I am the opposite Meldrew I get up in the night and forget to lift the lid so end up peeing everywhere, fortunately its a wet room so ends up getting all cleaned up when I have a shower, dread the thought of reaching 70.
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Re: Anybody seen mi gloves?
Meldrew wrote:A couple of days ago I went to have a dump and instead of just lifting the toilet lid I absentmindedly lifted the seat as well. So when I sat down my delicate butt cheeks felt the shock of the cold clammy embrace of the porcelain!
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Re: Anybody seen mi gloves?
Have reached 70, it definitely doesn't get any better. The other night I was getting un-dressed for bed and threw my Grundies into the toilet bowl instead of the laundry basket. SWMBO was not sympathetic !!!
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Re: Anybody seen mi gloves?
its funny what pops into your head though i cant remember peoples names Yet i start singing songs in my head like
Black is black.... meatloaf and duran duran and human league, and the lyrics just come to me, and the visions i have of my youth mostly good ones and as plain a day dont talk to me about bloody keys though and i cant find me hat, i had it yesterday
Black is black.... meatloaf and duran duran and human league, and the lyrics just come to me, and the visions i have of my youth mostly good ones and as plain a day dont talk to me about bloody keys though and i cant find me hat, i had it yesterday
I cant seem to remember.. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
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Re: Anybody seen mi gloves?
Glad I'm not alone
I won't name him .... but I remember a certain muppet at the sea side shouting that somebody had nicked his helmet off his handlebars.
It was on his head
I won't name him .... but I remember a certain muppet at the sea side shouting that somebody had nicked his helmet off his handlebars.
It was on his head
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Re: Anybody seen mi gloves?
I reckon you can explain it in computer language. My hard disc is fine, stored memory still there. The RAM, however, is totally shot.
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Always seek the happy medium - she's out there, riding her scooter.
Always seek the happy medium - she's out there, riding her scooter.