An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least two kilosâ€ÂÂ, said his doctor.
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 20 kilos!
“Why, that’s amazing!†the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?â€ÂÂ
The Irishman nodded…â€ÂÂI’ll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t’aut I was going to drop dead dat tird dayâ€ÂÂ
“From hunger, you mean?â€ÂÂ, asked the doctor.
“No, from de bloody skippin’!â€ÂÂ
The Irish Diet
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