So that's what piss tastes like then

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So that's what piss tastes like then

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I bought 4 cans of Skol lager to neck in the hot weather, I don't normally drink much lager but the home brew isn't quite ready.
This is a quote from Tesco website; '' Skol lager is a blonde light easy drinking pils-style lager which has a tropical fruit and smokey aroma, a fruity slightly hoppy taste and a short soft finish''

It basically tastes like sherbert and is barely discernible from soda water. It reminds me of Monty Pythons Australian Philosophers verdict on American beer as being like ''making love in a canoe'' ie Fucking close to water.

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youve got more chance of getting the bens than you have of getting pissed drinking Skol. Not fit for human consumption IMO.
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horobags wrote:youve got more chance of getting the bens than you have of getting pissed drinking Skol. Not fit for human consumption IMO.
You are correct, it was £1.25 for 4 cans, reduced in Morrisons, I got carried away, it's not my fault, I fell for it lol.

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It was the summer of 68, me just a biker, but camping over the bank holiday with some Hell's Angels. All going well until they passed around a Watney's party seven, topped up with them pissing in it.
I know a refusal hurts, but Watney's I'm not drinking that piss.
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