Martini.

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Martini.

Post#1 » Wed Sep 13, 2017 6:30 pm

A Roman walks into a bar, orders a martinus
'You mean a martini?' asks barman
Roman replies 'If I wanted a double I would've asked for it..'
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Post#2 » Thu Sep 14, 2017 2:17 am

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Paddle harder. I can hear banjo music!

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The Bern
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Post#3 » Thu Sep 14, 2017 5:16 am

:lol: :ugeek: icon_clap.gif icon_matey.gif




Reminded me of the Romans go home in Life of Brian https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbI-fDzUJXI
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Post#4 » Thu Sep 14, 2017 6:33 am

Brilliant!

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Post#5 » Thu Sep 14, 2017 6:46 am

Lol!


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Post#6 » Wed Oct 18, 2017 7:15 am

Now that's a joke you can enjoy any time, any place, anywhere....
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Post#7 » Wed Oct 18, 2017 2:35 pm

showing your age now Mr Bluebottle Sir :wink:

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Post#8 » Thu Oct 19, 2017 11:29 am

It's starting to be the thing I've got most of :(
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Post#9 » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:03 pm

I remember that one to:: memories like the corners of my mind...Barbara triphound !!

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