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A woman cooking in her kitchen was listening to her son play with his toy train. She heard the train stop and the little boy yell "All you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause we're going down the tracks". The mother went nuts and told her son, "we don't use that kind of language in this house, now I want you to go to your room for 2 hours, when you come out you may play with ...your train but I want you to use nice language". Two hours later, the son comes out of the room and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you all ride with us again soon". She hears the lil boy continue "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today". As the mother began to smile she heard the child add "For those of you who are pissed off about the 2 hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen"

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