The wife & I were walking home from the pub last night when she nipped behind some bushes for a piss.
I was feeling a bit horny so i stuck my hand through the bushes for a feel & got the fright of my life.
"Have you changed sex"? I asked.
"No" she said "but i've changed my mind. I'm having a shit.
Oops !
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Re: Oops !
that's disgusting....but funny....
That reminds me of a mate of mine who ended up in bed with ,,,what he thought was a dolly bird from a cruise ship in Southampton..it was only when he put his hand up her skirt and felt meat and 2 veg he realized that he had been set up.
That reminds me of a mate of mine who ended up in bed with ,,,what he thought was a dolly bird from a cruise ship in Southampton..it was only when he put his hand up her skirt and felt meat and 2 veg he realized that he had been set up.
Dear God,
Please send clothes for all those poor ladies
in Daddy's computer. Amen
Please send clothes for all those poor ladies
in Daddy's computer. Amen
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