stranded on a desert island

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stranded on a desert island

Post by The Bern » Sun Aug 06, 2017 3:57 am

A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years.
One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit.
Man: "Hi! I am so happy to see you."
Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
Man: "It's been 10 years!"
With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man a cigarette.
Man: "Thank you so much!"
Girl: "So tell me how long has it been since you had a drink?"
Man: "It's been 10 years!"
The girl unzips another pocket on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whisky and gives the man a drink.
Man: "Thank you so much. You are like a miracle!"
Girl (starting to unzip the front of her wet suit): "So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?"
Man: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there, too...!". :mrgreen:
Have wheels, will travel :D

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Re: stranded on a desert island

Post by Steve_D » Mon Aug 07, 2017 2:17 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Paddle harder. I can hear banjo music!

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Re: stranded on a desert island

Post by anonstarter » Mon Aug 07, 2017 5:38 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

There's a long-winded version of this starring one of our very own... viewtopic.php?f=31&t=14990&hilit
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