Martini.

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Whatsisname
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Martini.

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A Roman walks into a bar, orders a martinus
'You mean a martini?' asks barman
Roman replies 'If I wanted a double I would've asked for it..'
I wake up every morning with a smile upon my face,
My natural exuberance spills out all over the place!

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Paddle harder. I can hear banjo music!

Honda SH300i

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:lol: :ugeek: icon_clap.gif icon_matey.gif




Reminded me of the Romans go home in Life of Brian
Have wheels, will travel :D

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Brilliant!

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Lol!


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Now that's a joke you can enjoy any time, any place, anywhere....
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showing your age now Mr Bluebottle Sir :wink:

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It's starting to be the thing I've got most of :(
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I remember that one to:: memories like the corners of my mind...Barbara triphound !!

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