Jokes

[johnp]

Put you jokes here:-


what is invisible and smells like banana?

A monkies farts

[Mr Angry]

You'll get arrested if you keep hanging around childrens playgrounds.

[johnp]

Not again.

[terryvanman]

SENIOR SEX

After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man, 'You appear to be in
Good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me
About?'

'In fact, I do,' said the old man. 'After I have sex with my wife I am
Usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have it with her the second time,
I am usually cold and chilly.'

After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said, 'Everything appears to
Be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss
With me?'The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.


The doctor then said to her: 'Your husband had an unusual concern. He
Claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex with you the
First time, and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know
Why?'


'Oh that crazy old man,' she replied. 'That's because the first time is
Usually in July and the second time is in January.'

[terryvanman]

I see a lot of strange news stories in this job and this one, which was featured recently in a German newspaper, is up there with the strangest.
A judge in Stuttgart, Germany, is currently trying to decide on a lawsuit in which a man hired his neighbour to impregnate his wife.
It gets weirder.
Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute, were very keen to have a child together, but Demetrius was Sterile so they began to seek out other possible options.
The option the couple eventually decided on was to hire their neighbour Frank Maus, 34, to impregnate Traute.
Maus, who was already married with two children agreed to do the job for the fee of €2,000. For three evenings a week for the next six months, a total of 72 different times, Maus tried to impregnate Traute.
When his own wife objected, Maus explained that he was "only doing it for the money."
After the unsuccessful six-month period Soupolos insisted that Maus take a medical examination. The doctor concluded that Maus was also sterile, which forced his wife into admitting that their two children did not belong to him.
Soupolos is now suing Maus in an effort to get his money back. Maus' argument is that he did not guarantee conception, only that he would try his hardest.

[johnp]

[terryvanman]

lucky or what????

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[terryvanman]

I wonder if he got away

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[johnp]

Lucky bastard.

[Paul.C]

saw that years ago! thats some lovely driving!