positive attitude

[bustupbiker]

nicked from another forum..

Late in the night he regained consciousness. He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospitals ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him and realised he had obviously been in a serious bike accident. She looked straight into his eyes and he heard her say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down" Somehow he managed to mumble in reply. "Can I feel your tits then?" .



That, my friends is a positive attitude

Lyn.

[rayb]

Doctor to young lady involved in RTA: How many fingers have I got up?

Girl: OMG my fanny's paralyzed.

[Bern]

nicked from another forum..

Late in the night he regained consciousness. He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospitals ICU, with tubes up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him and realised he had obviously been in a serious bike accident. She looked straight into his eyes and he heard her say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down" Somehow he managed to mumble in reply. "Can I feel your tits then?" .



That, my friends is a positive attitude

Lyn.