The missus bought a
Paperback down Mumbles,Saturday,
I had a look in her bag;
T’was “fifty shades of greyâ€ÂÂ.
Well I just left her to it,
At ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread…..
In her left hand she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them both down on the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Doris hasn’t weathered well;
She’s eighty four next week.
Watching Doris bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
Things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled up upon her feet;
A couple of minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and…Said….
I must dominate her!!
Now if you knew our Doris,
You’d see just why I spluttered,
I’d spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I’d muttered.
She stood there nude, all naked like;
Bent forward just a bit ….
I thought what the hell,
Stepped forward, and stood on her left tit!
Doris screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
“Step on the other oneâ€ÂÂ!!
Well readers, I can’t tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,….
Turned “fifty shades of Greyâ€ÂÂ.
“Fifty Shades of Grey Hairâ€Â
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+2! (Me and the missus)Mr Angry wrote:PMSL
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It's a bit ageist, innit?
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