Been Shopping For What..

[anonstarter]

6 long drawn out pages and it's a pizza delivery bike.

Ive just been to IKEA,,,bet you cant guess what I got...a clue,,,its made of wood with a little bit of plastic to fix it together and a bag of metal screws to stop it falling apart..

Ive just been to IKEA,,,bet you cant guess what I got...a clue,,,its made of wood with a little bit of plastic to fix it together and a bag of metal screws to stop it falling apart..

Fistmaster 5000?

That's more like it!!!

[MrGrumpy]

6 long drawn out pages and it's a pizza delivery bike.

Hear hear!! Well said Meldrew!

[terryvanman]

Ive just been to IKEA,,,bet you cant guess what I got...a clue,,,its made of wood with a little bit of plastic to fix it together and a bag of metal screws to stop it falling apart..

Fistmaster 5000?

The revolution's weapon of choice looks for all the world like a man's shower gel tube, in the same bold hues of striped red, black or white.

But don't be fooled by the tame design: flip the cup upside down and it reveals a soft, lubricated silicone chamber, whose intricate ridges and curves promise to deliver the user "never-before-experienced" sensations.

This is the Tenga onanism cup, or Onacup for short, launched in sexually-adventurous Japan in 2005 and now sold in over 40 countries -- with global sales of 13 million units including 1.5 million in Western markets.

The highly-engineered, single-use toy exists in a dozen versions each claiming to simulate the feel of a different sex position -- with names like "Deep Throat" leaving little to the imagination.

[Dave Weller]

Great Richie, It is all you need, and the Cubbers really make them work. They were at Matlock the weekend, most bikers now consider 30 miles a long ride, for some that's a fiver there and a fiver back. i look forward to seeing it.

[richie the 1st]

Great Richie, It is all you need, and the Cubbers really make them work. They were at Matlock the weekend, most bikers now consider 30 miles a long ride, for some that's a fiver there and a fiver back. i look forward to seeing it.

Yeah Dave have been reading that Matlock write up and then photo,s are allways good.
Pity some people on here cant do some thing like that,so to those who don't like what I have bought lighten up.

[DougL]

most bikers now consider 30 miles a long ride.

It would be on an Suzuki Address

[richie the 1st]

£10000 for a bleeding BMW Scoot you got to be joking,no way.
I Have been there/done it/got my hands dirty still doing it.Its your £££££ Its my £££££ My choice..

[DougL]

Both of us are allowed to tease....

[anonstarter]

Pity some people on here cant do some thing like that,so to those who don't like what I have bought lighten up.

I don't think it's that anyone doesn't like what you've bought Mister Richie - it's a great Scoot - it's the fact that you strung the fecking solution/post/answer out sooo damn long...

Big bulging eyeballs!!! I don't even know what that IS. Ffs I STILL don't know what ya got

TaDa! - Behold the awesomeness... Maybe now you'll understand Mister Richies excitement and enthusiasm...

[Steve_D]

"I don't think it's that anyone doesn't like what you've bought Mister Richie - it's a great Scoot - it's the fact that you strung the fecking solution/post/answer out sooo damn long... "

True. Was like waiting for your Pizza to arrive when you're bloody hungry. Oh, wait, it's here at last!