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Hip and piles, the pleasures of age.

Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 3:39 am
by smeghead
I thought Sunday would be a great day for an early trundle to Scarborough on the GTS, it was a warm night and dry. I duly set off at 05:30, happy days I thought. Two miles later I was wriggling around a bit and uncomfortable. I though I'd ride through the pain and carried on. I pulled off the M62 at Howden and I was not happy but I was determined to carry on, after all a bacon sarni and a coffee were calling! A few miles the other side of Howden I realised I was really not concentrating on the ride, I was in some discomfort so I turned around and headed home, I'd done around 25 miles at this point. I've never had to terminate a ride before so I was sad at this point but safety rules the day. I got home OK but very sore, the old Farmers were glowing and I was not happy! Off to the bathroom to apply the soothing ointment, that was the point I suffered a ''click'' in my arthritic hip and I spent the rest of Sunday in agony. I could barely sit down, when I managed it I could barely get back up again. The afternoon was spent in a drug filled haze, prescription of course, I managed to fall asleep on the recliner for two solid hours. All in all a very unpleasant day and I am still feeling the aftermath today.

Re: Hip and piles, the pleasures of age.

Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 5:04 am
by Globs
Sounds like time for a nice convertible car :D

Re: Hip and piles, the pleasures of age.

Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 5:06 am
by Symcity
That sucks - hopefully you’re on the mend - take care

Re: Hip and piles, the pleasures of age.

Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 5:55 am
by kishan
blimey hope you heel up soon maybe fit a seat cover with extra padding ?

Re: Hip and piles, the pleasures of age.

Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 6:14 am
by Ralph
Ibuprofen jell works well for joint and mussel pain, treat the point of pain
not the full body but not for the piles.

Re: Hip and piles, the pleasures of age.

Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 7:54 am
by horobags
I'd wack some gel on the piles!! it is an anti inflammatory.

Re: Hip and piles, the pleasures of age.

Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:48 am
by smeghead
I got some suppositories but after a week of swallowing them I'm no better. I may have well shoved them up my arse.

Re: Hip and piles, the pleasures of age.

Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 9:36 am
by muddyfox
The suppositories from IKEA are just as bad. You have to put them up yourself.

Re: Hip and piles, the pleasures of age.

Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 12:07 pm
by 2wheelover51
Well it's good to see you haven't lost your sense of humour! :)

Re: Hip and piles, the pleasures of age.

Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2017 1:39 pm
by Alanzzg
smeghead wrote:I got some suppositories but after a week of swallowing them I'm no better. I may have well shoved them up my arse.
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