steve_h80 wrote:

The Bern wrote:

muddyfox wrote:The answer to MrGrumpy's question "How long is a piece of string?"
It's twice as long as half its length.

Fucking excellent

Along the lines of :-
The pessimist says 'it's half full'

The optimist says 'it's half empty'

The engineer says .....................

It's twice the size it needs to be

Just to correct you

Pessimist "My glass is half empty"
Optimist "My glass is half full"
Pragmatist "Whose round is it?"