A young lady walking around in the supermarket came across the bloke who had his wicked way with her the previous night after meeting in a club. He was arranging boxes of washing powder on a stand.



"You lying bastard" she said. " you told me last night that you were a stunt pilot".



"No I didn't" he replied. "I told you that I'm a member of the Ariel display team".

i will have to remember that one.