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Moped Licensing Informational

by capitano » Thu Jul 21, 2022 3:01 am
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by capitano » Thu Jul 21, 2022 3:01 am » in Rules, Announcements and Suggestions

This is a locked topic carrying the most up-to-date information regarding riding mopeds at age 16, and on a full car licence. Whilst not relevant for...

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nigella

by jamie » Fri Nov 29, 2013 4:08 am
Last post by anonstarter » Fri Nov 29, 2013 6:34 pm
Replies: 2
by jamie » Fri Nov 29, 2013 4:08 am

Nigella Lawson has been inconsolable since her divorce from Charles Saatchi. She just keeps shouting out, charlie, charlie, where's my fucking...

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Views: 1464

Last post by anonstarter
Fri Nov 29, 2013 6:34 pm
David Beckham

by Deeping » Fri Nov 22, 2013 4:39 pm
Last post by JohnR93 » Fri Nov 29, 2013 6:04 pm
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by Deeping » Fri Nov 22, 2013 4:39 pm

David Beckham gets into a taxi and he sees the driver looking at him

in the rear view mirror.

After about 5 minutes the driver says OK give me a...

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Views: 1372

Last post by JohnR93
Fri Nov 29, 2013 6:04 pm
Red light

by Steve_D » Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:27 pm
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by Steve_D » Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:27 pm

I was sitting at a Red light yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn Green even though there was no on-coming traffic....

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Views: 1137

Last post by Steve_D
Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:27 pm
The Coolest Card Trick...

by anonstarter » Tue Nov 19, 2013 8:26 am
Last post by Steve_D » Wed Nov 20, 2013 12:44 pm
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by anonstarter » Tue Nov 19, 2013 8:26 am

Stumbled across this fella - James Galea - crikey he's good!

8-)

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Views: 1135

Last post by Steve_D
Wed Nov 20, 2013 12:44 pm
Ã‚Â£20

by Deeping » Mon Nov 18, 2013 1:05 pm
Last post by Deeping » Mon Nov 18, 2013 2:51 pm
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by Deeping » Mon Nov 18, 2013 1:05 pm

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.

One of the bags was ripped and every once in a...

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Views: 1240

Last post by Deeping
Mon Nov 18, 2013 2:51 pm
Texting

by burgerman » Fri Nov 15, 2013 3:39 pm
Last post by FlyRay » Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:55 am
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by burgerman » Fri Nov 15, 2013 3:39 pm

Shamelessly nicked from elsewhere.................

An elderly couple had just learned how to text each other on their mobiles. She was the romantic...

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Views: 1392

Last post by FlyRay
Sat Nov 16, 2013 1:55 am
Sorry but I think its funny

by Deeping » Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:08 pm
Last post by burgerman » Fri Nov 15, 2013 3:31 pm
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by Deeping » Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:08 pm

An Englishman has started his own business in Afghanistan!

He is making land mines that look like prayer mats!

ItÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s doing well!...

Replies: 4
Views: 1612

Last post by burgerman
Fri Nov 15, 2013 3:31 pm
Taser Stun Gun...

by anonstarter » Mon Jul 16, 2012 3:47 am
Last post by JohnR93 » Fri Nov 15, 2013 9:21 am
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by anonstarter » Mon Jul 16, 2012 3:47 am
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Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.

Last weekend I saw something at a local pawn shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our...
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Views: 3823

Last post by JohnR93
Fri Nov 15, 2013 9:21 am
Chinese Sex...

by anonstarter » Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:52 am
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by anonstarter » Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:52 am

While in China , an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there.

A week after arriving back home...

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Views: 1060

Last post by anonstarter
Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:52 am
A Scottish Romance...

by anonstarter » Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:32 am
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by anonstarter » Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:32 am

A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch.

For several minutes they sat silently. Then...

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Last post by anonstarter
Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:32 am
Spanish 'Sex' education...

by anonstarter » Thu Nov 14, 2013 12:04 pm
Last post by anonstarter » Thu Nov 14, 2013 4:26 pm
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by anonstarter » Thu Nov 14, 2013 12:04 pm

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her senior students class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine....

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Last post by anonstarter
Thu Nov 14, 2013 4:26 pm
Lady drivers...

by anonstarter » Thu Nov 14, 2013 12:12 pm
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by anonstarter » Thu Nov 14, 2013 12:12 pm

This morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new VW Golf doing 75mph with her face up next to her rear...

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Views: 973

Last post by anonstarter
Thu Nov 14, 2013 12:12 pm
EU Directive No. 456179

by anonstarter » Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:59 am
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by anonstarter » Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:59 am

EU Directive No. 456179

In order to bring about further integration with the Single European currency, all citizens of the United Kingdom of Great...

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Last post by anonstarter
Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:59 am
4 guys bored at the airport

by Raven » Tue Nov 12, 2013 6:08 pm
Last post by johnp » Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:51 pm
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by Raven » Tue Nov 12, 2013 6:08 pm

onclick= window.open(this.href);return false;

Raven

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Views: 1200

Last post by johnp
Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:51 pm
7 rabbits

by Deeping » Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:03 am
Last post by Raven » Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:18 am
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by Deeping » Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:03 am

Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits , and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven Sir

Teacher: No, listen carefully....

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Views: 1088

Last post by Raven
Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:18 am
Duz tha speak Yorkshire..?

by anonstarter » Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:13 am
Last post by SkuTorr » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:59 pm
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by anonstarter » Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:13 am

A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.

Yorkshireman: Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat.

Vet: Is it a tom?

Yorkshireman: Nay,...

Replies: 3
Views: 1437

Last post by SkuTorr
Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:59 pm
Cat swim races

by Bluebottle » Mon Nov 11, 2013 2:40 pm
Last post by anonstarter » Mon Nov 11, 2013 3:29 pm
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by Bluebottle » Mon Nov 11, 2013 2:40 pm

My local cattery took on a French one to see which had the fastest swimming cat
3 cats each, the French had cat 1, 2, 3, Brits had 4,5 and 6...

Replies: 1
Views: 1029

Last post by anonstarter
Mon Nov 11, 2013 3:29 pm
adult store

by Deeping » Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:47 am
Last post by Ferret » Mon Nov 11, 2013 2:02 am
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by Deeping » Sun Nov 10, 2013 10:47 am

Guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll

Guy behind the counter says , 'Male or female?'

Customer says , 'Female.'

Counter...

Replies: 4
Views: 1667

Last post by Ferret
Mon Nov 11, 2013 2:02 am
nurse

by Deeping » Sun Nov 10, 2013 2:25 pm
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by Deeping » Sun Nov 10, 2013 2:25 pm

I woke up swathed in bandages, in the hospital ICU, tubes entering

Different Parts of my body, wires monitoring every function,

a gorgeous nurse...

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Views: 1002

Last post by Deeping
Sun Nov 10, 2013 2:25 pm
Old Bike.

by johnp » Tue Nov 05, 2013 11:10 pm
Last post by Gerry Atric » Wed Nov 06, 2013 3:19 am
Replies: 2
by johnp » Tue Nov 05, 2013 11:10 pm

I laughed.
Ebay bike

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Views: 1425

Last post by Gerry Atric
Wed Nov 06, 2013 3:19 am
HOLY HUMOR

by Deeping » Tue Nov 05, 2013 2:32 pm
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by Deeping » Tue Nov 05, 2013 2:32 pm

Some are more funny than others

During these serious and troubled times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths:
1....

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Views: 950

Last post by Deeping
Tue Nov 05, 2013 2:32 pm
costume party

by Deeping » Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:56 pm
Last post by burgerman » Fri Nov 01, 2013 4:47 pm
Replies: 1
by Deeping » Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:56 pm

A couple was invited to a swanky costume party.
Unfortunately, the wife came
down with a terrible headache and told her
husband to go to the party...

Replies: 1
Views: 1010

Last post by burgerman
Fri Nov 01, 2013 4:47 pm
old folk joke

by terryvanman » Thu Oct 31, 2013 11:54 am
Last post by Steve_D » Thu Oct 31, 2013 2:30 pm
Replies: 3
by terryvanman » Thu Oct 31, 2013 11:54 am

Frank is 85 and lives in a Senior Citizens Home. Every night after dinner he goes to a secluded garden behind the home to sit and ponder his...

Replies: 3
Views: 1309

Last post by Steve_D
Thu Oct 31, 2013 2:30 pm
80mpg?

by syntec4 » Tue Oct 29, 2013 8:27 am
Last post by Liam » Tue Oct 29, 2013 10:52 am
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by syntec4 » Tue Oct 29, 2013 8:27 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Replies: 1
Views: 1069

Last post by Liam
Tue Oct 29, 2013 10:52 am
would you sleep with my colleague

by Raven » Sun Oct 27, 2013 3:08 am
Last post by Ferret » Mon Oct 28, 2013 2:33 am
Replies: 4
by Raven » Sun Oct 27, 2013 3:08 am

onclick= window.open(this.href);return false;

Raven

Replies: 4
Views: 1594

Last post by Ferret
Mon Oct 28, 2013 2:33 am

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