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Moped Licensing Informational

by capitano » Thu Jul 21, 2022 9:01 am
Posted in Rules, Announcements and Suggestions
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by capitano » Thu Jul 21, 2022 9:01 am » in Rules, Announcements and Suggestions

This is a locked topic carrying the most up-to-date information regarding riding mopeds at age 16, and on a full car licence. Whilst not relevant for...

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Grease Lightning

by Raven » Sat Feb 08, 2014 10:28 am
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by Raven » Sat Feb 08, 2014 10:28 am

Raven

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Last post by Raven
Sat Feb 08, 2014 10:28 am
Irish Jocky

by Raven » Sun Feb 02, 2014 11:19 am
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by Raven » Sun Feb 02, 2014 11:19 am

Made me :lol: :lol:

Raven

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Views: 1790

Last post by Raven
Sun Feb 02, 2014 11:19 am
Revenge!

by burgerman » Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:23 am
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by burgerman » Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:23 am

Now if you had one of these, smidsy just wouldn't work!! :lol:

onclick= window.open(this.href);return false;

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Last post by burgerman
Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:23 am
Australian ventriloquist

by Deeping » Mon Jan 20, 2014 9:53 pm
Last post by VOZZA » Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:16 am
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by Deeping » Mon Jan 20, 2014 9:53 pm

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a Small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog.
He figures...

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Views: 2223

Last post by VOZZA
Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:16 am
nice purse

by Deeping » Mon Jan 20, 2014 9:57 pm
Last post by Steve_D » Mon Jan 20, 2014 10:15 pm
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by Deeping » Mon Jan 20, 2014 9:57 pm

onclick= window.open(this.href);return false;

real or not?

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Views: 2260

Last post by Steve_D
Mon Jan 20, 2014 10:15 pm
BMW with a faulty gear box

by Deeping » Sun Jul 07, 2013 1:09 pm
Last post by VOZZA » Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:26 am
Replies: 5
by Deeping » Sun Jul 07, 2013 1:09 pm

onclick= window.open(this.href);return false;

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Views: 3370

Last post by VOZZA
Wed Jan 15, 2014 9:26 am
Meldrew...

by anonstarter » Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:06 pm
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by anonstarter » Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:06 pm

Meldrew decided to try to enjoy his retirement...

He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until...

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Last post by anonstarter
Thu Jan 09, 2014 6:06 pm
Cows

by ginge » Mon Jan 06, 2014 1:15 pm
Last post by burgerman » Mon Jan 06, 2014 2:47 pm
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by ginge » Mon Jan 06, 2014 1:15 pm

A farmer named Sam was overseeing his herd in a remote hilly pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.

The...

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Views: 1889

Last post by burgerman
Mon Jan 06, 2014 2:47 pm
condoms

by terryvanman » Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:45 pm
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by terryvanman » Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:45 pm

The largest condom factory in the States burned down. President Obama was awakened at 4 am by the telephone.

Sorry to bother you at this hour,...

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Views: 1642

Last post by terryvanman
Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:45 pm
N/Y resolution

by horobags » Sat Jan 04, 2014 9:39 am
Last post by Deeping » Sat Jan 04, 2014 3:35 pm
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by horobags » Sat Jan 04, 2014 9:39 am

my new years resolution was to give up cigs and w**king, Im down to 15 a day, but cant do anything about the cigs. :lol:

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Views: 2497

Last post by Deeping
Sat Jan 04, 2014 3:35 pm
sweet fancy

by terryvanman » Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:54 pm
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by terryvanman » Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:54 pm

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name; Polo, I'm the one with the...

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Views: 1520

Last post by terryvanman
Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:54 pm
Christmas Message

by Raven » Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:21 pm
Last post by michaelphillips » Wed Dec 25, 2013 6:45 pm
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by Raven » Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:21 pm

Just thought I would share this sobering message with you all...

With the Holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with my...

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Views: 3421

Last post by michaelphillips
Wed Dec 25, 2013 6:45 pm
Casualty!

by Whatsisname » Sun Dec 22, 2013 4:31 am
Last post by victor » Tue Dec 24, 2013 6:01 pm
Replies: 2
by Whatsisname » Sun Dec 22, 2013 4:31 am

Got 9 texts off the wife last night saying she was in Casualty.

I watched it and didn't see her.

She's still not home and I'm getting hungry.

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Views: 2036

Last post by victor
Tue Dec 24, 2013 6:01 pm
Street Drummer

by Raven » Sun Dec 22, 2013 9:13 am
Last post by melpotter » Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:18 am
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by Raven » Sun Dec 22, 2013 9:13 am

onclick= window.open(this.href);return false;

Raven

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Views: 1787

Last post by melpotter
Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:18 am
Morrisons cafÃƒÂ©...

by anonstarter » Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:32 am
Last post by burgerman » Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:55 am
Replies: 3
by anonstarter » Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:32 am

I was in our local Morrisons cafÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â© when I overheard a group of OAPs who were sitting around talking about all their ailments.

My arms have...

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Views: 2303

Last post by burgerman
Thu Dec 19, 2013 9:55 am
A group of friends...

by anonstarter » Wed Dec 18, 2013 10:17 pm
Last post by halfabusa » Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:15 pm
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by anonstarter » Wed Dec 18, 2013 10:17 pm

A group of chaps, all in their 40's, discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in...

Replies: 1
Views: 1775

Last post by halfabusa
Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:15 pm
pore little sod,,,,funny as fuck tho

by terryvanman » Tue Dec 17, 2013 6:24 pm
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by terryvanman » Tue Dec 17, 2013 6:24 pm

onclick= window.open(this.href);return false;

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Views: 1797

Last post by terryvanman
Tue Dec 17, 2013 6:24 pm
There really is a santa

by Raven » Thu Dec 12, 2013 11:53 pm
Last post by SpikeOne » Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:09 pm
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by Raven » Thu Dec 12, 2013 11:53 pm

onclick= window.open(this.href);return false;

Raven

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Views: 3134

Last post by SpikeOne
Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:09 pm
friday funny

by terryvanman » Thu Dec 12, 2013 11:59 pm
Last post by Raven » Fri Dec 13, 2013 12:03 am
Replies: 1
by terryvanman » Thu Dec 12, 2013 11:59 pm

onclick= window.open(this.href);return false;

Replies: 1
Views: 1744

Last post by Raven
Fri Dec 13, 2013 12:03 am
Silent choir

by burgerman » Thu Dec 12, 2013 10:18 pm
Last post by Raven » Thu Dec 12, 2013 11:38 pm
Replies: 1
by burgerman » Thu Dec 12, 2013 10:18 pm

Made me smile!

onclick= window.open(this.href);return false;

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Views: 1674

Last post by Raven
Thu Dec 12, 2013 11:38 pm
Bic reply to a Pen complaint letter...

by anonstarter » Sun Dec 08, 2013 11:20 pm
Last post by burgerman » Sun Dec 08, 2013 11:54 pm
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by anonstarter » Sun Dec 08, 2013 11:20 pm

People are forever winding up companies with joke letters of complaint, but things get really good when companies play along in turn.

And so, to...

Replies: 1
Views: 17435

Last post by burgerman
Sun Dec 08, 2013 11:54 pm
Christmas lights with a difference!

by burgerman » Sun Dec 01, 2013 8:35 pm
Last post by johnp » Sun Dec 08, 2013 9:33 am
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by burgerman » Sun Dec 01, 2013 8:35 pm

My daughter found this on facebook - I like it!! :)

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Views: 2525

Last post by johnp
Sun Dec 08, 2013 9:33 am
very quick hands

by terryvanman » Wed Dec 04, 2013 8:35 pm
Last post by johnp » Thu Dec 05, 2013 5:33 am
Replies: 1
by terryvanman » Wed Dec 04, 2013 8:35 pm

onclick= window.open(this.href);return false;

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Views: 1755

Last post by johnp
Thu Dec 05, 2013 5:33 am
Glasses

by Deeping » Sun Dec 01, 2013 7:35 pm
Last post by burgerman » Sun Dec 01, 2013 9:01 pm
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by Deeping » Sun Dec 01, 2013 7:35 pm

My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off.

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Views: 1680

Last post by burgerman
Sun Dec 01, 2013 9:01 pm
defrosting the fridge

by Deeping » Sun Dec 01, 2013 7:36 pm
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by Deeping » Sun Dec 01, 2013 7:36 pm

I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or foreplay as she likes to call it.

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Views: 1605

Last post by Deeping
Sun Dec 01, 2013 7:36 pm

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