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by capitano » Thu Jul 21, 2022 9:01 am
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by capitano » Thu Jul 21, 2022 9:01 am » in Rules, Announcements and Suggestions

This is a locked topic carrying the most up-to-date information regarding riding mopeds at age 16, and on a full car licence. Whilst not relevant for...

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calories

by Deeping » Sun Oct 20, 2013 8:01 pm
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by Deeping » Sun Oct 20, 2013 8:01 pm

They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles.

Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?

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Last post by Deeping
Sun Oct 20, 2013 8:01 pm
The Aussie Stockman

by Deeping » Sun Oct 20, 2013 7:57 pm
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by Deeping » Sun Oct 20, 2013 7:57 pm

An Aussie stockman and his wife had just got married and stopped at an outback hotel on their wedding night.

The man approached the front desk and...

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Views: 1279

Last post by Deeping
Sun Oct 20, 2013 7:57 pm
Girlfriends

by poldark » Thu Oct 17, 2013 5:43 pm
Last post by Deeping » Thu Oct 17, 2013 7:54 pm
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by poldark » Thu Oct 17, 2013 5:43 pm

1. When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.

2. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no...

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Views: 2135

Last post by Deeping
Thu Oct 17, 2013 7:54 pm
I really need a Triple

by poldark » Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:45 pm
Last post by Alanzzg » Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:58 pm
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by poldark » Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:45 pm

A man went the doctors office to ask for a triple dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a triple dose.
'Why not?' asked the...

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Views: 1872

Last post by Alanzzg
Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:58 pm
Murray Walker tribute on Yahoo

by burgerman » Tue Oct 15, 2013 11:43 pm
Last post by Whatsisname » Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:01 am
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by burgerman » Tue Oct 15, 2013 11:43 pm

Some of his best!

onclick= window.open(this.href);return false;

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Last post by Whatsisname
Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:01 am
I have some questions!

by JohnR93 » Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:49 pm
Last post by anonstarter » Wed Oct 16, 2013 11:57 pm
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by JohnR93 » Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:49 pm

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

Why do...

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Views: 1409

Last post by anonstarter
Wed Oct 16, 2013 11:57 pm
The Owl and the Pussycat...

by anonstarter » Wed Oct 16, 2013 8:59 pm
Last post by Raven » Wed Oct 16, 2013 9:36 pm
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by anonstarter » Wed Oct 16, 2013 8:59 pm

Fum and Gebra...

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Views: 1363

Last post by Raven
Wed Oct 16, 2013 9:36 pm
youtube

by roygib » Wed Oct 16, 2013 9:34 am
Last post by Whatsisname » Wed Oct 16, 2013 8:31 pm
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by roygib » Wed Oct 16, 2013 9:34 am

Have a look at this on youtube:ridiculously harsh prank

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Last post by Whatsisname
Wed Oct 16, 2013 8:31 pm
Ghosts

by Deeping » Wed Oct 16, 2013 2:07 pm
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by Deeping » Wed Oct 16, 2013 2:07 pm

A professor at the Adelaide University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.

To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here...

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Last post by Deeping
Wed Oct 16, 2013 2:07 pm
Picture Puzzle

by Raven » Sun Oct 13, 2013 8:32 am
Last post by JohnR93 » Mon Oct 14, 2013 9:34 pm
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by Raven » Sun Oct 13, 2013 8:32 am

Apart from the poor grammar can you spot what's wrong with this picture..

Raven

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Last post by JohnR93
Mon Oct 14, 2013 9:34 pm
A few funnies...

by Steve_D » Fri Oct 11, 2013 8:17 am
Last post by Raven » Fri Oct 11, 2013 9:00 am
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by Steve_D » Fri Oct 11, 2013 8:17 am

...well I think so. You may have heard them before though

I made my girlfriends dreams come true and married her in a castle. You...

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Last post by Raven
Fri Oct 11, 2013 9:00 am
School 1945 vs, 2012

by terryvanman » Thu Oct 10, 2013 6:17 pm
Last post by Steve_D » Fri Oct 11, 2013 8:26 am
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by terryvanman » Thu Oct 10, 2013 6:17 pm

SCHOOL-1945 vs. 2012

Scenario :
Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school.

1945 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and...

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Views: 3201

Last post by Steve_D
Fri Oct 11, 2013 8:26 am
A Letter From Camp

by Deeping » Thu Oct 10, 2013 8:28 pm
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by Deeping » Thu Oct 10, 2013 8:28 pm

Dear Mum,

Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and got worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2...

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Views: 1292

Last post by Deeping
Thu Oct 10, 2013 8:28 pm
Yorkshire lad

by StevenM » Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:03 pm
Last post by Deeping » Thu Oct 10, 2013 8:04 pm
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by StevenM » Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:03 pm

Two London businessmen were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up....

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Views: 1300

Last post by Deeping
Thu Oct 10, 2013 8:04 pm
Saint Patrick's Day

by Deeping » Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:26 pm
Last post by anonstarter » Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:28 pm
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by Deeping » Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:26 pm

Michael had been celebrating St Patrick's Day at his local Dublin pub, for the whole day and most of the night, and had had a good few pints and one...

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Views: 1185

Last post by anonstarter
Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:28 pm
Everybody is a genius...

by anonstarter » Tue Oct 08, 2013 12:59 pm
Last post by ridinhigh » Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:08 pm
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by anonstarter » Tue Oct 08, 2013 12:59 pm

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Last post by ridinhigh
Tue Oct 08, 2013 10:08 pm
When I was a kid........

by burgerman » Mon Oct 07, 2013 1:05 pm
Last post by burgerman » Mon Oct 07, 2013 3:25 pm
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by burgerman » Mon Oct 07, 2013 1:05 pm

This was sent to me this morning - unfortunately it sounds just like me!!! :lol:

If you are 40 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!...

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Views: 1926

Last post by burgerman
Mon Oct 07, 2013 3:25 pm
Chinese restaurant

by Deeping » Sun Oct 06, 2013 10:57 am
Last post by Ferrit » Sun Oct 06, 2013 4:09 pm
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by Deeping » Sun Oct 06, 2013 10:57 am

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken Surprise',
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot....

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Views: 1741

Last post by Ferrit
Sun Oct 06, 2013 4:09 pm
mystery crow deaths

by terryvanman » Thu Oct 03, 2013 5:41 pm
Last post by SoloSzabi » Fri Oct 04, 2013 3:44 pm
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by terryvanman » Thu Oct 03, 2013 5:41 pm

CROW KILLS

Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that...

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Views: 2584

Last post by SoloSzabi
Fri Oct 04, 2013 3:44 pm
shed fetish

by terryvanman » Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:55 pm
Last post by road runner » Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:32 pm
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by terryvanman » Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:55 pm

Subject: 50 Sheds of Grey

The novel ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œFifty Shades Of GreyÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â has seduced women ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â‚¬Å“ and baffled blokes....

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Last post by road runner
Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:32 pm
Amusing

by smeghead » Wed Oct 02, 2013 2:59 pm
Last post by anonstarter » Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:23 pm
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by smeghead » Wed Oct 02, 2013 2:59 pm

Lots of funny stuff here: onclick= window.open(this.href);return false;

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Views: 1417

Last post by anonstarter
Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:23 pm
We Buy Any Car

by Raven » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:21 pm
Last post by anonstarter » Sun Sep 29, 2013 6:38 am
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by Raven » Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:21 pm

No they Don't..... :lol: :lol:

Raven

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Views: 1716

Last post by anonstarter
Sun Sep 29, 2013 6:38 am
Listen to it all

by johnp » Sat Sep 28, 2013 8:11 am
Last post by frankiej1949 » Sat Sep 28, 2013 1:12 pm
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by johnp » Sat Sep 28, 2013 8:11 am

This is very funny to listen to. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Fuuny commentry

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Views: 1400

Last post by frankiej1949
Sat Sep 28, 2013 1:12 pm
admin might remove this - but its still funny

by Deeping » Wed Sep 25, 2013 12:38 pm
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by Deeping » Wed Sep 25, 2013 12:38 pm

Why We Love Scousers !

A Liverpool girl goes to the welfare office to register for child benefit.
How many children? asks the welfare officer....

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Views: 1199

Last post by Deeping
Wed Sep 25, 2013 12:38 pm
Funny signs

by johnp » Wed Sep 25, 2013 4:26 am
Last post by Deeping » Wed Sep 25, 2013 12:24 pm
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by johnp » Wed Sep 25, 2013 4:26 am

What can you find.

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Views: 1622

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Wed Sep 25, 2013 12:24 pm

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