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Moped Licensing Informational

by capitano » Thu Jul 21, 2022 9:01 am
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by capitano » Thu Jul 21, 2022 9:01 am » in Rules, Announcements and Suggestions

This is a locked topic carrying the most up-to-date information regarding riding mopeds at age 16, and on a full car licence. Whilst not relevant for...

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Involuntary Muscular Contractions

by Deeping » Sun Mar 10, 2013 9:19 pm
Last post by mightbesane » Mon Mar 11, 2013 1:51 pm
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by Deeping » Sun Mar 10, 2013 9:19 pm

A professor at MEMORIAL UNIVERSITY OF NEWFOUNDLAND, was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students....

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Views: 2728

Last post by mightbesane
Mon Mar 11, 2013 1:51 pm
Bats

by Deeping » Sun Mar 10, 2013 9:15 pm
Last post by anonstarter » Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:39 am
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by Deeping » Sun Mar 10, 2013 9:15 pm

made me smile

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Views: 1776

Last post by anonstarter
Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:39 am
Cussing Problem - NSFV (Not Safe For Visfix)

by anonstarter » Sat Mar 09, 2013 1:08 am
Last post by visfix » Sun Mar 10, 2013 1:42 pm
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by anonstarter » Sat Mar 09, 2013 1:08 am

Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it.

He decided to ask his shrink what to do.

The shrink said,...

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Views: 3682

Last post by visfix
Sun Mar 10, 2013 1:42 pm
BMW...

by anonstarter » Thu Feb 21, 2013 8:25 am
Last post by johnp » Sat Feb 23, 2013 8:08 am
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by anonstarter » Thu Feb 21, 2013 8:25 am

On the farm lived a Chicken and a Donkey, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the Donkey fell into a bog and...

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Views: 1942

Last post by johnp
Sat Feb 23, 2013 8:08 am
Rather small pillion passenger.

by JohnR93 » Sun Feb 17, 2013 8:15 am
Last post by JohnR93 » Sun Feb 17, 2013 10:03 am
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by JohnR93 » Sun Feb 17, 2013 8:15 am

Who is Brad Pitt's rather small pillion passenger. :lol:

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Last post by JohnR93
Sun Feb 17, 2013 10:03 am
Know anyone?

by anonstarter » Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:39 pm
Last post by JohnR93 » Tue Feb 12, 2013 4:54 pm
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by anonstarter » Tue Feb 12, 2013 2:39 pm

A sexually active, middle-aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because, over the years, they had...

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Views: 1656

Last post by JohnR93
Tue Feb 12, 2013 4:54 pm
The Mexican Maid...

by anonstarter » Sat Feb 09, 2013 4:37 pm
Last post by Deleted User 796 » Sun Feb 10, 2013 10:35 am
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by anonstarter » Sat Feb 09, 2013 4:37 pm

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked,...

Replies: 3
Views: 2189

Last post by Deleted User 796
Sun Feb 10, 2013 10:35 am
Irish Accent Needed...

by anonstarter » Sun Feb 03, 2013 4:43 pm
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by anonstarter » Sun Feb 03, 2013 4:43 pm

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.'

The owner comes over and...

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Views: 1630

Last post by anonstarter
Sun Feb 03, 2013 4:43 pm
Tax Return Returned...

by anonstarter » Fri Feb 01, 2013 2:00 pm
Last post by frankiej1949 » Sat Feb 02, 2013 1:20 pm
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by anonstarter » Fri Feb 01, 2013 2:00 pm

BTW - Irev's been very quiet. :lol:

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Views: 2183

Last post by frankiej1949
Sat Feb 02, 2013 1:20 pm
Scouse weather

by pikey » Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:18 pm
Last post by johnp » Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:06 am
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by pikey » Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:18 pm

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Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:06 am
Windows Versus Ford

by anonstarter » Tue Jan 29, 2013 4:07 pm
Last post by R1K SU » Tue Jan 29, 2013 6:15 pm
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by anonstarter » Tue Jan 29, 2013 4:07 pm

Windows vs. Ford

At computer expo (COMDEX) Bill Gates allegedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, If Ford had kept...

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Views: 1881

Last post by R1K SU
Tue Jan 29, 2013 6:15 pm
tescos horse burger jokes

by terryvanman » Tue Jan 29, 2013 9:26 am
Last post by Bluebottle » Tue Jan 29, 2013 1:50 pm
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by terryvanman » Tue Jan 29, 2013 9:26 am

went to a Tesco cafÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â© yesterday and ordered a burger. They asked me if I wanted anything on it, and I said: ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‹Å“Yes...

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Views: 1801

Last post by Bluebottle
Tue Jan 29, 2013 1:50 pm
Topical...

by anonstarter » Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:02 pm
Last post by anonstarter » Mon Jan 28, 2013 11:28 am
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by anonstarter » Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:02 pm

As a trucker stops for a red light on the A12 a blonde catches up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.

The...

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Views: 2555

Last post by anonstarter
Mon Jan 28, 2013 11:28 am
The Southerners Reaction

by bornagainbiker » Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:19 pm
Last post by frankiej1949 » Fri Jan 25, 2013 2:30 pm
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by bornagainbiker » Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:19 pm
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Last post by frankiej1949
Fri Jan 25, 2013 2:30 pm
look back at 2012

by terryvanman » Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:19 pm
Last post by Funkycowie » Sun Jan 20, 2013 7:28 pm
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by terryvanman » Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:19 pm

To commemorate the release of the topless photos of Kate Middleton,

Royal Doulton will be releasing a Collector's Edition of two small jugs...

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Views: 1961

Last post by Funkycowie
Sun Jan 20, 2013 7:28 pm
Bear problem?

by anonstarter » Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:20 pm
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by anonstarter » Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:20 pm

A man in North Lake Tahoe woke up one morning to find a bear on his roof.
So he looked in the yellow pages, and sure enough, there was an ad for Up...

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Views: 1486

Last post by anonstarter
Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:20 pm
Alaskan Retirement...

by anonstarter » Tue Jan 08, 2013 2:04 pm
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by anonstarter » Tue Jan 08, 2013 2:04 pm

Jeff had been in business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from

humanity as...

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Last post by anonstarter
Tue Jan 08, 2013 2:04 pm
Motorcycle News goes out of print as porn mag sales dwindle

by Whatsisname » Mon Jan 07, 2013 8:20 pm
Last post by Mr Angry » Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:38 am
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by Whatsisname » Mon Jan 07, 2013 8:20 pm

Motorcycle News, for many years the wrapper of choice for covering up purchases of adult magazines, is set to cease publication early in 2013 on news...

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Views: 2743

Last post by Mr Angry
Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:38 am
An Explanation...

by anonstarter » Thu Jan 03, 2013 1:57 pm
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by anonstarter » Thu Jan 03, 2013 1:57 pm

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

And she was upset. 'You are a...

Replies: 0
Views: 1592

Last post by anonstarter
Thu Jan 03, 2013 1:57 pm
coke & mints

by Alanzzg » Wed Jan 02, 2013 5:08 pm
Last post by johnp » Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:33 pm
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by Alanzzg » Wed Jan 02, 2013 5:08 pm

:lol: :lol:

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Views: 2010

Last post by johnp
Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:33 pm
another xmas gone

by horobags » Mon Dec 31, 2012 3:49 pm
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by horobags » Mon Dec 31, 2012 3:49 pm

xmas dinner is over rated, sitting round a table with a fat bird who doesn't gobble anymore !!!! :D

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Views: 1494

Last post by horobags
Mon Dec 31, 2012 3:49 pm
Hair cut

by Deleted User 62 » Sat Dec 22, 2012 3:54 pm
Last post by mottza » Sun Dec 23, 2012 3:24 pm
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by Deleted User 62 » Sat Dec 22, 2012 3:54 pm

Pinched from another forum. :D

Tony Blair and David Cameron somehow ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a...

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Views: 2247

Last post by mottza
Sun Dec 23, 2012 3:24 pm
Blatant...

by anonstarter » Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:33 am
Last post by JohnR93 » Fri Dec 21, 2012 3:53 pm
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by anonstarter » Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:33 am

A class of five-year old schoolchildren return to the classroom after playing in the playground during their break time.

The teacher says to the...

Replies: 2
Views: 1967

Last post by JohnR93
Fri Dec 21, 2012 3:53 pm
Greek cutbacks.

by Whatsisname » Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:00 am
Last post by Ferrit » Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:17 am
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by Whatsisname » Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:00 am

Due to the current economic crisis, Greece is cancelling all production of humus and Taramasalata.

It's a double dip recession.

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Views: 1661

Last post by Ferrit
Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:17 am
The reason you should wear leathers...

by Funkycowie » Tue Dec 18, 2012 10:35 pm
Last post by Deleted User 796 » Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:02 pm
Replies: 4
by Funkycowie » Tue Dec 18, 2012 10:35 pm

I bet they didn't get road rash :D

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Views: 2517

Last post by Deleted User 796
Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:02 pm

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