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Moped Licensing Informational

by capitano » Thu Jul 21, 2022 9:01 am
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by capitano » Thu Jul 21, 2022 9:01 am » in Rules, Announcements and Suggestions

This is a locked topic carrying the most up-to-date information regarding riding mopeds at age 16, and on a full car licence. Whilst not relevant for...

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The Cork

by Deeping » Sat Aug 25, 2012 1:02 pm
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by Deeping » Sat Aug 25, 2012 1:02 pm

The Cork

Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room, taking a shower after their bomb making class in Melbourne , when one notices the other has a...

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Last post by Deeping
Sat Aug 25, 2012 1:02 pm
rubber

by Deeping » Sat Aug 25, 2012 12:51 pm
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by Deeping » Sat Aug 25, 2012 12:51 pm

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes.
When the bus arrives, they find...

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Views: 1311

Last post by Deeping
Sat Aug 25, 2012 12:51 pm
Steve Frayne

by Deeping » Sat Aug 18, 2012 11:13 pm
Last post by anonstarter » Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:33 am
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by Deeping » Sat Aug 18, 2012 11:13 pm

3 tricks - clever

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Last post by anonstarter
Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:33 am
Tourist maced by commuter in post-Olympics conversation erro

by Whatsisname » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:41 am
Last post by Deeping » Sat Aug 18, 2012 11:16 am
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by Whatsisname » Fri Aug 17, 2012 2:41 am

Canadian tourist Alan SilversÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢ summer holiday came to an abrupt end on Monday morning as he was temporarily blinded with mace whilst...

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Last post by Deeping
Sat Aug 18, 2012 11:16 am
prank gone wrong

by Deeping » Fri Aug 17, 2012 7:57 pm
Last post by Deeping » Fri Aug 17, 2012 8:10 pm
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by Deeping » Fri Aug 17, 2012 7:57 pm

found this - it got my attention

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Last post by Deeping
Fri Aug 17, 2012 8:10 pm
Would you have posed for these pictures

by melpotter » Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:41 pm
Last post by Mr Angry » Wed Aug 15, 2012 7:08 am
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by melpotter » Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:41 pm

Browsing through eBay you see some weird sights but this one I just had to share. URL: :lol:

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Last post by Mr Angry
Wed Aug 15, 2012 7:08 am
Irev's guide to Anger Management...

by anonstarter » Mon Aug 13, 2012 10:54 am
Last post by StephenC » Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:18 pm
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by anonstarter » Mon Aug 13, 2012 10:54 am

Anger Management.

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know,...

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Last post by StephenC
Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:18 pm
Women's Kieren Cycling

by Normsthename » Fri Aug 03, 2012 11:50 pm
Last post by Funkycowie » Sat Aug 04, 2012 8:55 am
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by Normsthename » Fri Aug 03, 2012 11:50 pm

Watching the cycling tonight, I was sure the guy on the Moped was going to win.
Led the race from start to finish, two laps to go he...

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Last post by Funkycowie
Sat Aug 04, 2012 8:55 am
Economics - explained with cows...

by anonstarter » Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:07 pm
Last post by Zed » Fri Aug 03, 2012 4:44 pm
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by anonstarter » Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:07 pm

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM
You...

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Last post by Zed
Fri Aug 03, 2012 4:44 pm
PARAPROSDOKIAN...

by anonstarter » Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:50 pm
Last post by Deeping » Fri Aug 03, 2012 4:30 pm
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by anonstarter » Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:50 pm

Paraprosdokian:

A Figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humorous...

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Last post by Deeping
Fri Aug 03, 2012 4:30 pm
poem

by mitmoor » Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:58 pm
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by mitmoor » Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:58 pm

I saw this beautiful winter poem, it gave me so mutch pleasure I thought I would pass it on to other people so that
they could enjoy it as i did....

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Last post by mitmoor
Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:58 pm
Dead Duck

by Normsthename » Mon Jul 23, 2012 11:16 pm
Last post by mightbesane » Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:01 am
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by Normsthename » Mon Jul 23, 2012 11:16 pm

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary
surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet
pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the...

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Last post by mightbesane
Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:01 am
Please read the reviews before purchase!!!

by Oldsalt » Sun Jul 15, 2012 10:01 pm
Last post by Funkycowie » Fri Jul 20, 2012 10:35 am
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by Oldsalt » Sun Jul 15, 2012 10:01 pm

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Last post by Funkycowie
Fri Jul 20, 2012 10:35 am
New Mexico Chili Cookoff sit down for this one

by Ralph » Sat Jul 07, 2012 8:22 pm
Last post by Deeping » Sun Jul 08, 2012 12:12 pm
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by Ralph » Sat Jul 07, 2012 8:22 pm

New Mexico Chili Cookoff

If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is an...

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Last post by Deeping
Sun Jul 08, 2012 12:12 pm
very good

by terryvanman » Sun Jul 08, 2012 8:14 am
Last post by halfabusa » Sun Jul 08, 2012 11:34 am
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by terryvanman » Sun Jul 08, 2012 8:14 am

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Last post by halfabusa
Sun Jul 08, 2012 11:34 am
Whitney

by Deeping » Wed May 23, 2012 9:15 pm
Last post by Wolf » Sun Jul 08, 2012 12:57 am
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by Deeping » Wed May 23, 2012 9:15 pm

Just to spice things up I said to my wife, We'll do a bit of role playing tonight.
She was well up for it.
So I said, You dress up like Whitney...

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Last post by Wolf
Sun Jul 08, 2012 12:57 am
dump

by Deeping » Wed May 23, 2012 10:49 pm
Last post by Wolf » Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:22 pm
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by Deeping » Wed May 23, 2012 10:49 pm

I was on a train this morning, in the loo.having a shit, when a voice called out Can I see your ticket please?
Not right now. I replied, I'm having...

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Views: 2482

Last post by Wolf
Sat Jul 07, 2012 11:22 pm
funny

by terryvanman » Sat Jul 07, 2012 7:21 am
Last post by mightbesane » Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:03 pm
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by terryvanman » Sat Jul 07, 2012 7:21 am

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Last post by mightbesane
Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:03 pm
A wet Saturday afternoon's hobby

by terryvanman » Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:39 pm
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by terryvanman » Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:39 pm

I find this fascinating to watch and seeing that its pissing down,,what else is there to do

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Last post by terryvanman
Sat Jul 07, 2012 12:39 pm
Arsenal v Spurs fans.

by johnp » Mon Jun 25, 2012 7:07 pm
Last post by Liam » Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:07 pm
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by johnp » Mon Jun 25, 2012 7:07 pm

Very funny.

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Views: 2004

Last post by Liam
Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:07 pm
If Harley Davidson made computers

by melpotter » Sat Jun 23, 2012 5:37 pm
Last post by ridinhigh » Sun Jun 24, 2012 11:01 pm
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by melpotter » Sat Jun 23, 2012 5:37 pm
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If Harley Davidson made computers this would be the advert :lol:
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Last post by ridinhigh
Sun Jun 24, 2012 11:01 pm
Fred and Edna

by andi mac » Sun Jun 17, 2012 10:15 am
Last post by Wolf » Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:16 pm
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by andi mac » Sun Jun 17, 2012 10:15 am

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.....

a were both patients in a...

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Views: 2393

Last post by Wolf
Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:16 pm
Always in America

by Noggin the Nog » Tue May 29, 2012 11:48 pm
Last post by melpotter » Wed May 30, 2012 1:57 pm
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by Noggin the Nog » Tue May 29, 2012 11:48 pm

Police work must be entertaining as well as dangerous.

Recently, a female police officer arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, for...

Replies: 4
Views: 2642

Last post by melpotter
Wed May 30, 2012 1:57 pm
This is bostin I will survive Black Country stylie

by pikey » Mon May 14, 2012 7:37 pm
Last post by Mr Angry » Sat May 19, 2012 7:29 am
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by pikey » Mon May 14, 2012 7:37 pm

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Last post by Mr Angry
Sat May 19, 2012 7:29 am
what harm can it do

by Deeping » Fri May 18, 2012 7:54 pm
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by Deeping » Fri May 18, 2012 7:54 pm

found this on the interweb thing

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Views: 1361

Last post by Deeping
Fri May 18, 2012 7:54 pm

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