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Moped Licensing Informational

by capitano » Thu Jul 21, 2022 9:01 am
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by capitano » Thu Jul 21, 2022 9:01 am » in Rules, Announcements and Suggestions

This is a locked topic carrying the most up-to-date information regarding riding mopeds at age 16, and on a full car licence. Whilst not relevant for...

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Advert In The Paper...

by sixpence » Tue Dec 06, 2016 9:01 pm
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by sixpence » Tue Dec 06, 2016 9:01 pm

For Sale

Dead Budgie

....not going cheep

( :oops: Sorry Folks, sounded better in my head :oops: )

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Last post by sixpence
Tue Dec 06, 2016 9:01 pm
Rather Large Woman

by sixpence » Mon Dec 05, 2016 6:30 pm
Last post by spaceprobe » Tue Dec 06, 2016 8:09 am
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by sixpence » Mon Dec 05, 2016 6:30 pm

I was standing in a queue behind a very fat woman with a huge rear end, when her phone starts to bleep.

A little boy behind her says f**k me,...

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Last post by spaceprobe
Tue Dec 06, 2016 8:09 am
The Death Of.....

by sixpence » Sun Dec 04, 2016 11:43 pm
Last post by Funkycowie » Mon Dec 05, 2016 7:07 am
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by sixpence » Sun Dec 04, 2016 11:43 pm

the person who invented predictive text was announced yesterday.

Their funfair will be hello on Sundial.

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Last post by Funkycowie
Mon Dec 05, 2016 7:07 am
Mary Had A Little Skirt.......

by sixpence » Thu Dec 01, 2016 11:06 pm
Last post by Scootypuff snr » Sun Dec 04, 2016 4:15 pm
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by sixpence » Thu Dec 01, 2016 11:06 pm

With splits right up the sides
And everywhere that Mary went
The Boys could see her thighs

Mary had another skirt
With a split right up the front...

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Last post by Scootypuff snr
Sun Dec 04, 2016 4:15 pm
KFC - Clinton Comisseration Box Meal

by SH125Paul » Fri Nov 11, 2016 9:54 am
Last post by smeghead » Fri Nov 11, 2016 10:44 am
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by SH125Paul » Fri Nov 11, 2016 9:54 am

KFC have introduced a Limted Edition Clinton Comisseration Box Meal...
2 Fat Thighs, 2 Small Breasts and a Left Wing... ;)
Badum Tish!

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Last post by smeghead
Fri Nov 11, 2016 10:44 am
Went to a funeral the other day.

by Whatsisname » Mon Oct 31, 2016 12:12 am
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by Whatsisname » Mon Oct 31, 2016 12:12 am

The funeral itself went smoothly, but the reception after was terrible. The spread on the sandwiches tasted horrible! It was so bad I told them I...

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Last post by Whatsisname
Mon Oct 31, 2016 12:12 am
Wife has left me

by Maxster » Fri Oct 14, 2016 4:46 pm
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by Maxster » Fri Oct 14, 2016 4:46 pm

The wifes' buggered off and taken me Bob Marley records and me satellite dish.... No woman no sky .

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Last post by Maxster
Fri Oct 14, 2016 4:46 pm
So that's what piss tastes like then

by smeghead » Tue Jul 19, 2016 10:42 am
Last post by Dave Weller » Tue Jul 19, 2016 4:07 pm
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by smeghead » Tue Jul 19, 2016 10:42 am

I bought 4 cans of Skol lager to neck in the hot weather, I don't normally drink much lager but the home brew isn't quite ready.
This is a quote from...

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Last post by Dave Weller
Tue Jul 19, 2016 4:07 pm
principal

by WideloadII » Sat Jul 02, 2016 2:11 am
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by WideloadII » Sat Jul 02, 2016 2:11 am

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, Harry, what's your problem? Harry answered, I'm too...

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Last post by WideloadII
Sat Jul 02, 2016 2:11 am
golf?

by WideloadII » Sat Jul 02, 2016 2:08 am
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by WideloadII » Sat Jul 02, 2016 2:08 am

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what...

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Last post by WideloadII
Sat Jul 02, 2016 2:08 am
parachute

by WideloadII » Sat Jul 02, 2016 2:07 am
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by WideloadII » Sat Jul 02, 2016 2:07 am

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger said, I am President Obama, the chosen...

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Last post by WideloadII
Sat Jul 02, 2016 2:07 am
Brexit

by Maxster » Fri Jun 24, 2016 8:34 am
Last post by pikey » Wed Jun 29, 2016 1:40 pm
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by Maxster » Fri Jun 24, 2016 8:34 am

None of the England football team voted, they couldn't put a cross in the box.

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Last post by pikey
Wed Jun 29, 2016 1:40 pm
Love the number plate

by Maxster » Wed Jun 22, 2016 10:16 am
Last post by Steve_D » Wed Jun 22, 2016 7:14 pm
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by Maxster » Wed Jun 22, 2016 10:16 am

IMG-20160203-WA0001.jpg

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Last post by Steve_D
Wed Jun 22, 2016 7:14 pm
Making Fun of the Greater Manchester Police

by Superscoot » Tue May 03, 2016 12:42 pm
Last post by kayz1 » Mon May 09, 2016 8:50 pm
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by Superscoot » Tue May 03, 2016 12:42 pm

No surprise this guy has been arrested by GMP, and threatened with arrest (in other videos)

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Last post by kayz1
Mon May 09, 2016 8:50 pm
I dont look good naked any more

by johnakay » Wed Apr 13, 2016 10:42 pm
Last post by victor » Thu Apr 14, 2016 3:31 pm
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by johnakay » Wed Apr 13, 2016 10:42 pm

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Last post by victor
Thu Apr 14, 2016 3:31 pm
mad or brave

by barker » Tue Mar 08, 2016 2:21 am
Last post by darren11864 » Sat Mar 19, 2016 2:39 am
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by barker » Tue Mar 08, 2016 2:21 am

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Last post by darren11864
Sat Mar 19, 2016 2:39 am
the girls keep fit club for rubber fans

by barker » Thu Mar 10, 2016 1:21 am
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by barker » Thu Mar 10, 2016 1:21 am

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Last post by barker
Thu Mar 10, 2016 1:21 am
holiday romances

by barker » Sat Mar 05, 2016 12:25 am
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by barker » Sat Mar 05, 2016 12:25 am

it always ends in tears

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Last post by barker
Sat Mar 05, 2016 12:25 am
Jokes

by johnp » Fri Apr 17, 2009 7:01 am
Last post by terryvanman » Sun Nov 22, 2015 8:34 pm
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by johnp » Fri Apr 17, 2009 7:01 am
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Put you jokes here:-

what is invisible and smells like banana?

A monkies farts :D
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Last post by terryvanman
Sun Nov 22, 2015 8:34 pm
human bomb!

by johnakay » Wed Nov 18, 2015 11:25 pm
Last post by Steve_D » Sat Nov 21, 2015 8:49 pm
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by johnakay » Wed Nov 18, 2015 11:25 pm

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Last post by Steve_D
Sat Nov 21, 2015 8:49 pm
Wind Power

by The Bern » Mon Sep 07, 2015 4:50 pm
Last post by burgerman » Mon Sep 07, 2015 6:12 pm
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by The Bern » Mon Sep 07, 2015 4:50 pm

:shock: :? :lol: :lol:

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Last post by burgerman
Mon Sep 07, 2015 6:12 pm
Pie Charts

by Whatsisname » Tue Sep 01, 2015 7:35 am
Last post by victor » Fri Sep 04, 2015 3:16 am
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by Whatsisname » Tue Sep 01, 2015 7:35 am

The most accurate pie chart I ever saw!

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Last post by victor
Fri Sep 04, 2015 3:16 am
The Irish Diet

by rintintin » Sun Aug 30, 2015 12:35 am
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by rintintin » Sun Aug 30, 2015 12:35 am

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œI want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and...

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Sun Aug 30, 2015 12:35 am
Hells Angels

by SoloSzabi » Fri Aug 14, 2015 4:31 pm
Last post by kishan » Sat Aug 22, 2015 2:38 am
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by SoloSzabi » Fri Aug 14, 2015 4:31 pm

Last week, a group of Hells Angels bikers were riding South on I-85 in North Carolina country when they saw a girl about to jump off the Catawba...

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Last post by kishan
Sat Aug 22, 2015 2:38 am
Teamwork.

by Whatsisname » Sun May 24, 2015 3:39 pm
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by Whatsisname » Sun May 24, 2015 3:39 pm

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Sun May 24, 2015 3:39 pm

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