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Moped Licensing Informational

by capitano » Thu Jul 21, 2022 9:01 am
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by capitano » Thu Jul 21, 2022 9:01 am » in Rules, Announcements and Suggestions

This is a locked topic carrying the most up-to-date information regarding riding mopeds at age 16, and on a full car licence. Whilst not relevant for...

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What a goalkeeper

by terryvanman » Sun Mar 15, 2015 3:20 pm
Last post by kishan » Tue May 19, 2015 6:39 pm
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by terryvanman » Sun Mar 15, 2015 3:20 pm

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Last post by kishan
Tue May 19, 2015 6:39 pm
Clarkson

by ginge » Tue Mar 31, 2015 3:45 pm
Last post by Maxsymuppet » Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:43 pm
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by ginge » Tue Mar 31, 2015 3:45 pm

What does Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common...... They were both on top gear. :lol:
Ginge.

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Last post by Maxsymuppet
Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:43 pm
A young ventriloquist

by johnakay » Fri Mar 13, 2015 6:43 pm
Last post by Steve_D » Fri Mar 13, 2015 10:32 pm
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by johnakay » Fri Mar 13, 2015 6:43 pm

A young ventriloquist is touring Norway and puts on a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual...

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Last post by Steve_D
Fri Mar 13, 2015 10:32 pm
Ferrari F1 new stratagy

by The Bern » Sun Feb 22, 2015 1:08 pm
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by The Bern » Sun Feb 22, 2015 1:08 pm

The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.

This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the
British...

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Last post by The Bern
Sun Feb 22, 2015 1:08 pm
Thought this was funny

by Hanzo1974 » Sat Feb 07, 2015 10:44 pm
Last post by kishan » Sun Feb 15, 2015 8:06 pm
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by Hanzo1974 » Sat Feb 07, 2015 10:44 pm

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Last post by kishan
Sun Feb 15, 2015 8:06 pm
Bloody premature ejaculation!

by Steve_D » Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:06 am
Last post by Black Wing » Thu Jan 15, 2015 12:03 am
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by Steve_D » Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:06 am

The doctor has told me I am suffering from premature ejaculation. He asked me how my wife was taking it. I told him she took it on the chin the first...

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Last post by Black Wing
Thu Jan 15, 2015 12:03 am
The Establishment Press...

by anonstarter » Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:48 pm
Last post by rjc1944 » Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:14 pm
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by anonstarter » Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:48 pm

A man was visiting a zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.

Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries...

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Last post by rjc1944
Mon Jan 12, 2015 5:14 pm
There's this nun outside a pub...

by Maxsymuppet » Sun Jan 11, 2015 3:32 pm
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by Maxsymuppet » Sun Jan 11, 2015 3:32 pm

A Man is just about to walk into a pub when he is accosted by a nun. ' Before you go in think about the effect of drink on your family' she says,...

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Last post by Maxsymuppet
Sun Jan 11, 2015 3:32 pm
pun time

by terryvanman » Thu Jan 08, 2015 4:59 pm
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by terryvanman » Thu Jan 08, 2015 4:59 pm

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â· When chemists die, they barium.

Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â· Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

Ãƒâ€šÃ‚Â· A...

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Last post by terryvanman
Thu Jan 08, 2015 4:59 pm
Engineers Rule

by The Bern » Sat Dec 20, 2014 10:35 am
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by The Bern » Sat Dec 20, 2014 10:35 am

Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three lawyers each buy tickets and watch as the three...

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Sat Dec 20, 2014 10:35 am
Ã¢â‚¬Å“Fifty Shades of Grey HairÃ¢â‚¬Â

by Deeping » Fri Oct 05, 2012 11:56 pm
Last post by frankiej1949 » Mon Dec 15, 2014 2:04 pm
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by Deeping » Fri Oct 05, 2012 11:56 pm

The missus bought a
Paperback down Mumbles,Saturday,
I had a look in her bag;
TÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢was ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œfifty shades of...

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Views: 5195

Last post by frankiej1949
Mon Dec 15, 2014 2:04 pm
Colour-blind?

by Whatsisname » Mon Dec 15, 2014 12:02 am
Last post by ridinhigh » Mon Dec 15, 2014 1:54 pm
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by Whatsisname » Mon Dec 15, 2014 12:02 am

Spot the obvious flaw in this H&S notice!

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Last post by ridinhigh
Mon Dec 15, 2014 1:54 pm
Trunk Monky

by Alanzzg » Fri Dec 12, 2014 7:44 pm
Last post by frankiej1949 » Sat Dec 13, 2014 3:39 pm
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by Alanzzg » Fri Dec 12, 2014 7:44 pm

I want one :D

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Last post by frankiej1949
Sat Dec 13, 2014 3:39 pm
What was he on?

by Ralph » Sun Nov 16, 2014 2:43 pm
Last post by johnp » Sun Nov 30, 2014 8:08 am
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by Ralph » Sun Nov 16, 2014 2:43 pm

You shouldn't laugh but this is a killer,
watch it right to the end, I particularly like the big splash just after the scoot disappears, a nice...

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Last post by johnp
Sun Nov 30, 2014 8:08 am
English Sarcasm...

by terryvanman » Fri Oct 31, 2014 7:31 pm
Last post by Ferrit » Thu Nov 06, 2014 8:11 pm
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by terryvanman » Fri Oct 31, 2014 7:31 pm

Love it! xx

This is a genuine complaint to Devon & Cornwall Police Force from an angry member of the public.

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Dear...

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Last post by Ferrit
Thu Nov 06, 2014 8:11 pm
Spammer got spammed...

by gn2 » Wed Nov 05, 2014 8:04 pm
Last post by kayz1 » Wed Nov 05, 2014 11:33 pm
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by gn2 » Wed Nov 05, 2014 8:04 pm

This made me chuckle:

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Last post by kayz1
Wed Nov 05, 2014 11:33 pm
Not in front of the children?

by Whatsisname » Tue Nov 04, 2014 9:33 pm
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by Whatsisname » Tue Nov 04, 2014 9:33 pm

People say kids are exposed to internet filth nowadays...... :shock:

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Last post by Whatsisname
Tue Nov 04, 2014 9:33 pm
An honest politician...

by anonstarter » Fri Oct 31, 2014 7:34 pm
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by anonstarter » Fri Oct 31, 2014 7:34 pm

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Last post by anonstarter
Fri Oct 31, 2014 7:34 pm
rolf

by terryvanman » Wed Jul 02, 2014 12:28 am
Last post by terryvanman » Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:52 pm
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by terryvanman » Wed Jul 02, 2014 12:28 am

Western Australia channel 13 TV regrets to announce that tonight's episode of the hit programme Wonderful Wildlife featuring Rolf showing viewers how...

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Last post by terryvanman
Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:52 pm
Thats when the fight started

by frankiej1949 » Tue Sep 23, 2014 5:33 pm
Last post by pointburgman » Thu Sep 25, 2014 8:00 pm
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by frankiej1949 » Tue Sep 23, 2014 5:33 pm

This was posted on the X9 forum, thought it worth a copy and paste :lol:

HOW TO START A FIGHT

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a...

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Views: 3411

Last post by pointburgman
Thu Sep 25, 2014 8:00 pm
A few more funnies

by Steve_D » Mon Sep 15, 2014 11:24 pm
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by Steve_D » Mon Sep 15, 2014 11:24 pm

As a young boy I was blessed with a nine and three quarter inch penis . Unfortunately it belonged to Father O'Malley.

Wife says to husband You only...

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Last post by Steve_D
Mon Sep 15, 2014 11:24 pm
Ice Bucket challenge put yours here

by Alanzzg » Mon Aug 25, 2014 9:43 pm
Last post by Alanzzg » Wed Aug 27, 2014 6:02 pm
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by Alanzzg » Mon Aug 25, 2014 9:43 pm
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Go on I will start it off
This is me and the wife :lol: Before someone says it , yes I know I have bigger tits than your wife :lol:

onclick=...
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Last post by Alanzzg
Wed Aug 27, 2014 6:02 pm
middle east

by stiltonnocheese » Wed Aug 20, 2014 6:45 am
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by stiltonnocheese » Wed Aug 20, 2014 6:45 am

Q: What has Jerusalem,Tehran and Hiroshima got in common?

A: Nothing..........yet!

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Last post by stiltonnocheese
Wed Aug 20, 2014 6:45 am
Lol

by syntec4 » Fri Apr 18, 2014 2:01 am
Last post by richie the 1st » Sun Aug 17, 2014 9:57 pm
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by syntec4 » Fri Apr 18, 2014 2:01 am

Horobags this is you :-)

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Views: 5036

Last post by richie the 1st
Sun Aug 17, 2014 9:57 pm
Wheelie Bin...

by anonstarter » Wed Jul 09, 2014 6:09 pm
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by anonstarter » Wed Jul 09, 2014 6:09 pm

A rubbish collector in Brisbane, Australia, is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor.

He goes to...

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Views: 2347

Last post by anonstarter
Wed Jul 09, 2014 6:09 pm

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