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Lost Wife

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2021 8:36 am
by Maxster
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!
OFFICER: Age?
Husband: I'm not sure. Around 40. We don't do birthdays.
OFFICER: Height?
Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
OFFICER : Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
OFFICER : Colour of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think.
OFFICER : Colour of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.
OFFICER : What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been jeans, or maybe a skirt or combats. I don't know exactly.
OFFICER : What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went on my scooter.
OFFICER : What kind of scooter was it?
Husband : A 1982 PX125 with a 77’ Rally 200 lump, in heavy fake black and 2 tone silver mudguard and panels, fat tubeless tyres, upgraded disc brakes, scorpion exhaust and an 80’s flip flop rack...At this point the husband started choking up.
OFFICER: Take it easy sir, we'll find your scooter.