
Things like denying that flourescents are almost always conspicuous and making assumptions about people just sounds a bit dim.
A bit like denying that dog shit exists because you don't want to wear shoes. Point, laugh get your mates to join in, call people names - but most of all hope that the guy with the shoes is the one who comes across the dogshit and not you.
If you don't want to wear it, don't wear it, if you are worried about not looking tough thats fine, nobody is holding it against you. If you want to insult me and tell me what to wear, that is something else and some sort of conflict is inevitable.
By the way, choosing vanity over safety is going to push legislation on bikes, hi-vis et al. If people already do it there is no point in legislating it. You are accelerating it, not I.