The importance of glasses...

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The importance of glasses...

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Don't forget your glasses ...

Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.

She suggested I go down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.

She said "Are you nuts?

You're almost 76 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses!

This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week!
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5 jumps a week ? Just take your time and all will be fine

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Hahaha. Nice one!


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