What's in the box?

[Deeping]

I just got this in an email so I thought I would share



> A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food.
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> She picked up four cans and took them to the check out counter.
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> The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat.
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> A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat."
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> The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the store.
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> They sold her the cat food.
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> The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food.
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> Again the cashier said "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog.
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> A lot of old people buy dog food to eat, but the management wants proof that you are buying the dog food for your dog."
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> So she went home and brought in her dog.
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> She then was able to buy the dog food.
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> The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid.
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> The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole.
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> The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there."
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> The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her.
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> So the cashier put her finger into the box and quickly pulled it out.
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> She said to the little old lady, "That smells like shit."
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> The little old lady said, "It is. I want to buy three rolls of toilet paper."
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> Don't mess with old people.
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