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terryvanman
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Lance Armstrong

I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved,
winning 7 Tour de France races, whilst on drugs.
When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my frig’n bike.


Drive By

A guy broke into my apartment last week.
He didn’t take my TV, just the remote.
Now he drives by and changes the channels.
Sick bugger!


The Agony of Aging

On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend.
He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.
I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back".


SCAM

Just got scammed out of $25. Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favourite 18 Holes".
Turns out it's about golf.
Absolute waste of money!
Dear God,
Please send clothes for all those poor ladies
in Daddy's computer. Amen

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a good read
Never instal version 1.0

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Made me smile when I didn't expect too.

Long day trying get a restoration project running with no joy for my efforts

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