A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.
He asked a girl in the library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?
The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON 'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a laugh:
"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?â€ÂÂ
The guy then responded with a loud voice: â€Â£250 FOR ONE NIGHT . . . THAT 'S TOO MUCH!â€ÂÂ
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy whispered in her ear: "I study law, and I know how to screw people".
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