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Guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll

Guy behind the counter says , 'Male or female?'

Customer says , 'Female.'

Counter guy asks , 'Black or white?

Customer says , 'White.'

Counter guy asks , 'Christian or Muslim?'

Customer says , 'What the hell does religion have to do with it?'

Counter guy says , 'The Muslim one blows itself up.'
Never instal version 1.0

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I just laughed out loud!!!
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Love it!!!!!! icon_th_rofl.gif icon_th_rofl.gif
As I grow older, my mind doesn't just wander......sometimes it buggers off completely!!
You can't avoid growing up, but you can be immature all your life!

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thats put a smile on the old gums ,cheers

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