Duz tha speak Yorkshire..?

[anonstarter]

A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.

Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."

Vet: "Is it a tom?"

Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it wi me."

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A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.

Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"

Jeweller: "Da ya want it 18 carat?"

Yorkshireman: "Naw, I want it chewin' a bone, yer daft bugger!"

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Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?" Chemist replies, "Aye lad, Magnum or Cornetto?"


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Police have just released details of a new drug craze that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs.

Apparently, Yorkshire club-goers have started injecting Ecstasy just above their front teeth.

Police say the dangerous practice is called: "e by gum"

[burgerman]

Like it!! But...............

as a Yorkie, I don't know whether to be amazed that a Janner can come out with jokes like that, or not!
(That's assuming that you are a Janner, my 'ansome!)

[Bluebottle]

Geeor withy

[SkuTorr]

Ay ha ta read em alow ta unnerstand...

(Was that close??? You should hear people from Arkansas over here...you have to read their LIPS as they talk to you...)