Ah yes, the new Ducati. You couldn't make this up. We only heard the abridged version of the drop from him but we got the full story from his girlfriend who is a friend of all our wives and was with him at the time. He dropped it when his foot slipped in the gravel when pulling up at a posh hotel in front of a dining room full of guests. Despite having every electronic gizmo on it there was no tip-over cut out and with the music blaring out in both their headsets, they didn't realise it was still running and in gear so as he picked it up, it took off again and promptly dropped on the other side! She said that when it dropped the second time, it started going round in circles with him running round trying to reach the kill switch. According to her, it was reminiscent of a Benny Hill sketch and afterwards it looked like someone had been doing doughnuts in the gravel drive of the hotel. We've phoned the hotel but alas, there's no CCTV of it.
He had to leave us on Thursday to go home, get his Ferrari to go back to Lille on Saturday with his fellow Ferrari club members on an away-day. Currently the 'strada is back at the dealers for: non existent rear brake, brake warning light keeps coming on, broken pannier straps, warped top box lid, oil stained sump cover (was done at first service and will not clean off), corroding foot pegs, poorly fitting panels, poor stitching on the seat, washers bodged behind the headlamp to make it fit straight, badly squeaking front brakes, serious water trap in the rear swing arm that means the lower shock mounting bolt remains submerged under half an inch of water, rattling clutch to name just a few faults. Not good for a three week old £17K bike! He's very fond of exotic, expensive, temperamental, poorly built, Italian shite!
Paddle harder. I can hear banjo music!
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