A young lady walking around in the supermarket came across the bloke who had his wicked way with her the previous night after meeting in a club. He was arranging boxes of washing powder on a stand.
"You lying bastard" she said. " you told me last night that you were a stunt pilot".
"No I didn't" he replied. "I told you that I'm a member of the Ariel display team".
I didn't lie
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rayb
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Re: I didn't lie
i will have to remember that one.Member of The Ugly Bunch -2
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