neilab28 wrote:It's gonna be some time before I contemplate getting a screen as I have to get the Mrs to release the money

That shouldn't be a problem Neil.......
Mrs N: "Can you do the washing up?"
Mr N: silence
Mrs N: "And the kitchen floor needs a sweep"
Mr N: silence
... half an hour passes ...
Mrs N: "I thought you were doing the washing up and the kitchen floor?"
Mr N: "What was that my Sweet? - Did you say something?"
Mrs N: "I asked you to do some jobs, are you deaf or something?"
Mr N: "I'm sorry O light of my darkness, I didn't hear you as my ears are still ringing from the wind noise on my bike"
Mrs N: "Why, what's wrong with it?"
Mr N: "Nothing my Angel, it's just that the screen is very low and fitting a better one would be a lot of effort"
Mrs N: "Don't be so lazy! Get one on Monday and get it fitted! - Now get out there and do the washing up!!"
Mr N: "Anything for you my lovely..."
Job done - sorted.
