Your oil won't be worth shit in the future, shale oil will (and is) bugger up the whole industry, especially when the USA becomes a net exporter and you don't have much left anyway. As Salmond doesn't have any oil rigs, you'll have to ask British Petroleum if you can borrow some of theirsgn2 wrote:We'll tell the MoD to get their nuclear submarines the fuck off our west coast and we'll start drilling for the oil which is out there.Waldorf wrote:If it's 'Yes'
Then we'll tell you to ram the pound up your arse and keep all the debt you ran up in our name.
Vote Yes, a vote for a better future.
Yes bring on independence, get the Scots mps out of our parliament and remove a massive burden from England's finances. As you won't be part of Europe (Spain has already said they will veto your application), you'll all need visas to visit or work in England. Have you decided what currency you'll use yet because it won't be the pound?
You can have fun paying for your own university fees and health care too, which I'm sure will be really easy to finance when you default on your debt and have no national bank as a lender of last resort. Maybe Gordon Brown can help you balance the books, after he did well for the UK economy. Or you can rely on your other national exports of ginger people and alcoholosm.