I bring glad tidings,,you will no doubt jump for joy when i tell you that a New PIE and MASH shop has opened on canvey Island just a short ride from our tropical beach that offers gentle waves that wash the floating turds onto a stony shore, just stay awhile and breath the exhilarating air from Corringham Oil Refinery and admire the distant views of the Power Station across the sun drenched waters to the Isle of Grain.
Easy parking is always available on our promenade ,,Why not take a gentle stroll along our promenade and observe the locals participating in their favourite past time ,,,it's called "MIND THE DOG SHIT ",,Such is the welcoming smile of the local peasants you will soon feel the urge to join in ,,,among the many items that can be purchased are our universally famous Jellied eels and fit and chit (Chinese style )
I sincerely hope that as adventurous club members you will add this to your list of exciting places to visit .
