I want to give you money
Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:35 pm
I want to buy.... a maxi scoot.
I may as well be asking for 2Kg of crack cocaine with your 16yo daughter as a sweetener.
Truth be told I went through this fiasco 3 months ago and had as little joy then.
It seems, and I say this more through utter disbelief and frustration than humour, dealers do not want to sell the bikes they stock.
I go in, browse the showroom, wait patiently for a sales person to stop talking to their mates, engage in conversation like, "I'm interested in a maxi-scoot, I see you have a t-max, majesty 400 and Burgman (is that the 650 or 400?) and you have a t-max outside with DEMONSTRATOR written on it. What do I need to do to get a test ride?"
"We need at least a days notice, your driving licence and £750 deposit"
I have been ignored (thank you BMW), belittled (thank you Yamaha) and dismissed.
I am aware riding is a solitary passtime, but commerce?
Is it me?
I may as well be asking for 2Kg of crack cocaine with your 16yo daughter as a sweetener.
Truth be told I went through this fiasco 3 months ago and had as little joy then.
It seems, and I say this more through utter disbelief and frustration than humour, dealers do not want to sell the bikes they stock.
I go in, browse the showroom, wait patiently for a sales person to stop talking to their mates, engage in conversation like, "I'm interested in a maxi-scoot, I see you have a t-max, majesty 400 and Burgman (is that the 650 or 400?) and you have a t-max outside with DEMONSTRATOR written on it. What do I need to do to get a test ride?"
"We need at least a days notice, your driving licence and £750 deposit"
I have been ignored (thank you BMW), belittled (thank you Yamaha) and dismissed.
I am aware riding is a solitary passtime, but commerce?
Is it me?