The Cork


Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room, taking a shower after their bomb making class in Melbourne , when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his bum!

If you don't mind my asking said the second, 'That cork looks uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?'

'I regret I cannot', lamented the first Arab. 'It is permanently stuck in my bum.'

'I do not understand,' said the other.

The first Arab says, 'I was walking along Russell Street , and tripped over an oil lamp.

There was a puff of smoke and a huge old man in an Australian Flag attire, with a white beard and Akubra hat came boiling out.

He said, 'I am Captain Aussie, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.'

I said, 'No shit?'




God Bless Australia