Backdoor love.

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The wife said to me last night ''If you turn the bedside lamp off I'll take it up the arse. Maybe I should have waited for the bulb to cool down first. :lol:
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That's strange. She never asks the rest of us to turn the lamp off.
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Maxman wrote:That's strange. She never asks the rest of us to turn the lamp off.
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URGENT HEALTH AND SAFETY NOTICE

When using a bedside lamp as a sex toy it is essential you remove the bulb before insertion.
As long as you then keep control of the switch she's not in a position to say no to anything.
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:lol:

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