One for Stephen C!

[Sgt Ernie Bilko]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PEUGEOT-SATEL ... 3a7a16f265

Strange one this. And the description: 'Reselling due to customer turning up with very good offer thinking scooter was a car' had me spit my tea all over the keyboard!!!

[StevenM]

I saw this last night I like it.

[StephenC]

Looks nice in white. Well, apart from not having ABS, obviously.

Reminds me of a story I heard long ago about someone who once bought what they thought was a cheap but highly specified Chevette. They talked to the seller over the phone and had it delivered without actually seeing it in person. They were quite surprised when their new "small Chevvy" turned up with a V8 engine and the steering wheel on the left...

[gn2]

Or the girl on the telephones at the Scot-Ads paper who could not find a model of Saab called the Inch...
"Sorry lassie, it's nae a motorcar, a sa'binch is for cuttin' wood."