Returning for advice

[rtfm]

just read this thread... what a welcome

[JohnR93]

Hi All, I'm returning to Maxi Muppets as i require some advice re my 250SL X9.
I currently live in North Wales.

Hi & Welcome back (from some of us).
It's not usually this bitchy on here - it's normally much worse!
Ask your questions, someone will reply if they know the answer.
(Unless you're a troll, in which case - Get back under your bridge... )

[rtfm]

Hi All, I'm returning to Maxi Muppets as i require some advice re my 250SL X9.
I currently live in North Wales.

Hi & Welcome back (from some of us).
It's not usually this bitchy on here - it's normally much worse!
Ask your questions, someone will reply if they know the answer.
(Unless you're a troll, in which case - Get back under your bridge... )

Well said

[anonstarter]

he is discovered to actualy know dip shit!

Prepare to be edumakated: http://www.maxi-muppets.co.uk/forum/vie ... 31&t=12109

See also http://www.maxi-muppets.co.uk/forum/vie ... 31&t=12110

[mottza]

Hello

[nexusmaximus]

Hello and welcome, ask away.

[pikey]

Hell never post again after that lot

[frankiej1949]

Another great response Meldrew

[frankiej1949]

Meldrew
I thought this might help:-
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation.

Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.

However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.

She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt. Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, Were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.

[Newlad]

As a new comer I think Meldrew is as friendly and welcoming as an outbreak of Hemorrhoids.