Well Chaps and Chapettes,
It's almost Christmas, I have asked Satan for a Labia Lip for my Majesty, I hope it will smooth the air flow. Sorry I meant Laminar Lip, just a slip of the tongue there. Oops there I go again. Lips and tongues, nurse where are my tablets.
Cheers
Alan
Christmas pressys
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Re: Christmas pressys
Ahh....'tis the (Frankie Howard) ghost of Christmas past.....come back to haunt us. Titter ye maysmeghead wrote:Well Chaps and Chapettes,
It's almost Christmas, I have asked Satan for a Labia Lip for my Majesty, I hope it will smooth the air flow. Sorry I meant Laminar Lip, just a slip of the tongue there. Oops there I go again. Lips and tongues, nurse where are my tablets.
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Re: Christmas pressys
Why doesn't heated clothing come with a willy warmer option...? 
Santa..?
Santa..?
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Re: Christmas pressys
I do the same, I have very long socks!
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Re: Christmas pressys
In this weather I can keep my nuts warm with a neck scarf.
They've retracted so far it looks like I've got mumps
They've retracted so far it looks like I've got mumps
WE ARE THE BURG resistance is futile
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Re: Christmas pressys
......CHESTNUTS..... gently roasting......ooops, sorry, just getting festive there for a second 
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