I mowed the lawn today, and afterwards sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was quite beautiful and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on
various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more
painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is more painful than a guy
getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer and some more thinking, I came up with the answer.
Getting kicked in the nuts is way more painful than having a baby; and
here's why....

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be
nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say,
"You know, I think I'd like another kick in the nuts."

Case closed, time for another beer. And more thinking!