These males are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus”. Created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing and spasmodic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait.

The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to effect brain function. Expect confrontational eye contact but no intelligent verbal communication.

Spot on

What happens when they have to run? I think they look ridiculous or am I getting old, lol.

They seem to have developed a new walk also, ...walking like they shit them selves, just to hold their pants up , what u cant see is the front view, both hands on his cock, dunno why they do it...walkin down the street fondelling them selves and infront of girls, who dont seem to notice, im deffo gettin older !