> Golf Club Sign
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> Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland UK:
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> 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
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> 2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
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> 3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
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> 4. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
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> 5. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
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> 6. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
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> 7. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
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> 8. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
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> 9. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.
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> WELL DONE.. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF