skinny dipping

[ridinhigh]

An elderly man in Ballarat had owned a sizeable farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming,

so he fixed it up with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple

and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he

hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw three young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep

end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim

naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

Holding the bucket up, he said, 'I'm here to feed the crocodile

[JohnR93]