Shamelessly nicked from elsewhere.................
An elderly couple had just learned how to text each other on their mobiles. She was the romantic type, while he was a no-nonsense type of guy.
One afternoon when she was out, the wife sent her husband a romantic text...........
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
I love you."
The husband replied
"I'm on the toilet - please advise!"
Texting
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anonstarter
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Re: Texting
If you want to be incrementally better: Be competitive. If you want to be exponentially better: Be cooperative.
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FlyRay
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Re: Texting
What a couple! 
'09 Majesty 400 Silver. Malossi variator. mixed Dr. Pulley round rollers 15g. DENSO IU22. Ramair filter pads mod. Sponge CVT filter. US Majesty air ducts.
