So there I am, minding my own business sat at the red light. A guy in a Navarra winds his window down to ask me how fast does my majesty go and to comment on how great it looked! That's the third time someone, not a biker or scooterist, has deemed it necessary to compliment the scoot. I've had some gorgeous motorcycles and that never happened!

That bloody Stevie Wonder gets about, doesn't he?

i just used to get thats a big moped

the reply was alway its 400cc


didnt know mopeds were made that BIG was the response

''That bloody Stevie Wonder gets about, doesn't he? ''
Ha ha, I would tend to agree that the Majesty is not the best looking vehicle on the road, the odd think was that the bloke was fairly young, about 30 or so, and seemed to be quite normal mentally!

Probably doing his good deed for the day, either that or distracting you so his mate to nip round and nick your hubcaps!

Perhaps you have more sex appeal than you thought

Dear Spaceprobe, I am 55 and 20 stone, dressed in black with a bright yellow hi-viz jacket. I looked like a sad reject from the Village People!!

so you're my type then?

Well after deep consideration I conclude it must be me. Obviously I radiate and ooze homo erotic sex appeal. which is nice!

spaceprobe wrote:Perhaps you have more sex appeal than you thought

Took the words right out of my mouth!