The Establishment Press...
Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 6:48 am
A man was visiting a zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside his cage, right under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The man runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the man brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him profusely.
A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter says to the man: 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've ever seen a man do in my lifetime.'
The chap replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little girl in danger and acted as I felt right.'
The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this doesn't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page.
So, where are you from, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'
The man replies, "I'm from Grimsby, I’m an unemployed fisherman and I’m going to vote for UKIP."
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the man buys the paper to see news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
"RIGHT-WING MAN ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH."
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside his cage, right under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The man runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the man brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him profusely.
A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter says to the man: 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've ever seen a man do in my lifetime.'
The chap replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little girl in danger and acted as I felt right.'
The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this doesn't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page.
So, where are you from, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'
The man replies, "I'm from Grimsby, I’m an unemployed fisherman and I’m going to vote for UKIP."
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the man buys the paper to see news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
"RIGHT-WING MAN ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH."
