“G’Day mate, You’re through to the Australian ambulance service, what’s seems to be the problem, Bruce”?

“G’Day mate, bit of a problem here, I’m in Darwin, and my Sheila has just been stung on her minge, and now its completely closed up”

“Oh no, Bummer mate”

“Bonza mate, hadn’t thought of that, fuckin oath, thanks. Catch ya later, bye”

Outrageous